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I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob...

Anonymous
Posted by Anonymous
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And his wife or fiance or whoever came home.

I had no clue he was married or seeing someone else. I had been seeing him for about two weeks (we met in a bar) and he wasn't wearing a wedding ring. He's good looking, has a career, and SEEMED totally available. We've went on a few dates and he's been over to the house a few times. Well, he invited me over at around 1pm this past Sunday. I was thrilled to get to see his house and went over. He lives a town over from me, by the way. 

I get to his house and you couldn't really tell that a female lives there just by going into the living room. Everything is very plain and neutral and very neat (neatness should have been a tip off). He puts in a movie and runs to the kitchen to get some drinks and chips and dip. Well, a few minutes later we start making out and one thing leads to another and I'm shirtless and giving him a blow job. Then....his "wife" walks in. 

I'm completely clueless. I have no idea who she is for the first few seconds, then she starts screaming and runs toward him (and me). I'm pretty much frozen in fear and then she runs into the other room and I'm getting up to get out of there and she starts chasing me with a broom! So, I took off running. I was shirtless, shoe-less and my pants were unbuttoned. I was parked on the street, so all of his neighbors and the cars passing by got to see me in all of my terrified glory. 

I haven't heard from him since...

Okay. I'm done. I'm mortified.

Posted by Anonymous on Jul. 23, 2014 at 11:30 PM
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Sissi30
by on Jul. 23, 2014 at 11:32 PM
1 mom liked this
Holy shit!
mama2ameira
by captain underpants on Jul. 23, 2014 at 11:33 PM
3 moms liked this
I give you 7.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jul. 23, 2014 at 11:33 PM
I just don't understand how you couldn't tell a woman lived there
Mom-to-2kids
by Emerald Member on Jul. 23, 2014 at 11:33 PM
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Hope you ran....ran like hell lol
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Jul. 23, 2014 at 11:34 PM
2 moms liked this
LOL sorry that happened to you but someday you'll appreciate the humor in this
rfhsure
by beast mode on Jul. 23, 2014 at 11:34 PM
That sucks.
Moonowl782
by Member on Jul. 23, 2014 at 11:35 PM
1 mom liked this
Wow. Well if you didn't know he was married, it's not anything you should feel guilty about. He's the asshole scrum bag. You should be happy you haven't heard from him. That poor wife. A good story to tell when your drunk five years from now!!!! Lol
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jul. 23, 2014 at 11:35 PM

I had only went into the living room. I was only there for like 30 mins before she got there.

Quoting Anonymous: I just don't understand how you couldn't tell a woman lived there


JessicaHatfield
by on Jul. 23, 2014 at 11:36 PM
Oh man! That's terrifying. Sorry you met a douche.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Jul. 23, 2014 at 11:36 PM
19 moms liked this
I'm still stuck on giving a blow job after knowing him for only 2 weeks.
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