Kids say some funny shit.
On an airline flight, my daughter was charming the heck out of two ladies sitting behind us. When we landed, my daughter turned around and told one of the ladies. "I like your mustache."
My daughter cannot pronounce horse without it sounding like "whores." Last week she had a meltdown when she saw the horses before we went into a store. She kept yelling, "I wanna ride those whores!" Over. And Over. I'm sure people knew what she meant but I could t help but find it funny.
Another time, she had scraped her chin when she fell at the pool. I told her a few days later that it was healing really well. She was devastated saying, "Mama, I don't wanna heal! I don't want it to heal."
Anyone else have any good ones?