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Worst Pick Up Lines Ever

Posted by on Jul. 28, 2014 at 2:04 AM
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Tell us yours!

"I wish you were my pinky toe so I could bang you up against every piece of furniture I have."

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by on Jul. 28, 2014 at 2:04 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Jul. 28, 2014 at 2:07 AM

Did it hurt falling from Heaven? lame one!!

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Jul. 28, 2014 at 2:08 AM

mommy_Frias
by Silver Member on Jul. 28, 2014 at 2:08 AM
Ill suck your bath water through a straw..... priceless
TaylorBaby
by Silver Member on Jul. 28, 2014 at 2:09 AM
Is your father a thief? I would love to shake hands with the man who stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
oliveoyl214
by Platinum Member on Jul. 28, 2014 at 2:10 AM

Good thing I brought my library card cause I'm checkin' you out!  STUPID! LOL

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Jul. 28, 2014 at 2:11 AM

Zanny
by Silver Member on Jul. 28, 2014 at 2:16 AM

Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.


o.O....
by Cara on Jul. 28, 2014 at 2:18 AM
*lick finger, touch persons clothes*
"Let me help you out of those wet clothes"
oliveoyl214
by Platinum Member on Jul. 28, 2014 at 2:20 AM
2 moms liked this

eww that is nasty! lol

Quoting Zanny:

Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.



oliveoyl214
by Platinum Member on Jul. 28, 2014 at 2:22 AM
1 mom liked this

Hey girl, do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in your eyes!

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