my Husband had glitter on his balls

[Gonegirl]

I didn't put it there. I hate glitter, its not in any of my makeup or body stuff. We don't have glitter in our house (expect for Christmas). He went to work and came back with glitter on his balls. It was a very small amount, like two pieces. He hasn't shown signs of being unfaithful before. He told me he doesn't know where it came from. I don't know what I should do about this. If I asked if he cheated he will lie if he did. Do I automatically assume he did cheat and leave?

[thenameshailie]

I find glitter on myself with no idea if where it came from.

[Medic32]

Seriously?you either trust the guy or you don't.

How the fuck did you even find two whole pieces of glitter?

[Anonymous 1]

Leave over glitter?  Um I'd say you're just being insecure.  However, if you can't let it go, please snoop more and get proof before you leave.

[Anonymous 2]

My clothes are covered in glitter at the moment from one of DD's dresses in the laundry. Did you have something in the wash maybe? A costume? Doll clothes?

[TommyAbby]

Glitter is the herpes of the craft world. 

For all you know, he may have touched something at work that a previous coworker (who has kids who used glitter) touched, the glitter transfered, you hubby went potty, got the glitter on him, and now you see it.

I wouldn't go overboard.

 

[CrimsonNGrey]

You inspect your husbands balls? Lol

[crysiann]

Hmmmm, I'm not sure, but, I am wondering why you were inspecting your dh's balls??

[MsEmma88]

Was he out of dollar bills too?

[carrieme]

Strip club.

[2babymomma]

Do you like inspect his nuts when he comes home?