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Sex with Mom, Brother, Sister, and Son RIGHT THERE?!

Anonymous
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Question: What would you do for sex?

Options:

I don't need sex. Direct him to the bathroom with a bottle of lotion and some tissues.

Give him HJ/BJ, it's easier to hide

Drive out to an empty parking lot and have a quickie before he goes to work.

Ah, what the hell. It's just sex. Let it all hang loose and have at it right there in the living room.


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Ok, so, right now we are staying with my mom (personal reasons, not financial reasons).

DH and I are staying in the living room and DS (2) is in his own room. Well, DH has been trying to have sex...in the living room.

He usually tries at night, when everyone is asleep, but sometimes he tries during the day (since he has been working overnight lately). Of course, this is when the kids are taking a nap and everyone is in their room.

My mom's room is right down the hall and the stairs are lined up right with the living room. The living room is the center of this house!

I don't feel comfortable exposing myself and having sex, when anyone could walk in here at any time! I have two siblings, a mom, and a son that could see us and probably be traumatized!

I told him that we could just do it in the bathroom, but he said that it's not big enough for us to doggy on our knees and we can't do it standing up because of our height difference.

He thinks I am just trying to avoid sex...

Anyone have a clue how this is supposed to work?

And yes, I know, this is all very petty and stupid. Just thought I'd get some opinions.

What would you do in this situation?

Posted by Anonymous on Jul. 30, 2014 at 1:57 AM
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katemckenzie
by Kate on Jul. 30, 2014 at 1:59 AM
13 moms liked this
Shower? What's the height difference?

During the day would make me uncomfortable, but at night when everyone is fast asleep, I would do it.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jul. 30, 2014 at 1:59 AM
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I would fuck my husband. That must be sucky living conditions if the bathroom isn't even big enough to have sex in. That sucks.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Jul. 30, 2014 at 2:00 AM
38 moms liked this
None of the above.

I'd get a hotel room once a week.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Jul. 30, 2014 at 2:00 AM
5 moms liked this
2,3, or 4 are all options for me. You can have sex quietly in the living room. Remember how it was when we were teenagers trying not to get caught. Lol.
But seriously... you're married. Have sex under the covers without being loud and no one will know. No one will be tramatized
Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Jul. 30, 2014 at 2:01 AM
1 mom liked this
Need more info...how long will you/have you been staying there?
Lilith23
by on Jul. 30, 2014 at 2:02 AM
17 moms liked this
I'm flexible so im use to shagging in small spaces maybe he can pick you up and bounce you silly in the joint, try doing it on silent mode and pray your vag does not decide to sing the song of its people. If all fails pornhub has some great new material if he's interested.
polkaspots
by on Jul. 30, 2014 at 2:03 AM
I wouldn't do it. But then again I've never even spent the night with my husband at my parents' place. They only live fifteen miles away, so when I spend the night I go by myself with the kids. He only comes when we go for the day.
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ColleenF30
by Lube Girl on Jul. 30, 2014 at 2:03 AM
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could always wear a skirt.

Crashly
by Ashley on Jul. 30, 2014 at 2:03 AM
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When df and I visit his parents we drive around the corner to this abandoned church. The parking lot is hidden with trees and no one ever goes back there. It's great!
DanaG70
by Ruby Member on Jul. 30, 2014 at 2:03 AM
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I would find a way to have sex with my husband, even if that meant getting a hotel room. 

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