For completely ignoring the sign I have taped in PLAIN VIEW on my front door that says:
"Please don't knock or ring bell! Baby asleep!"
In order to invite me to a church revival this weekend! I hope you can understand that my short "No thank you" and death glare before closing the door with a snap was a direct result of your failure to acknowledge the sign....But I'm sure the baby crying in the background probably tipped you off.
I should bring him to your revival in full-on screaming mode when he's at his MOST tired so EVERYONE can enjoy him and his healthy lungs!
HILARIOUS UPDATE!: So this all happened more than an hour ago and I messaged my Oma on FB (she lives on the same street) and warned her the church folks would be knocking on her door soon and they woke up Roman....
She opened the door before they could knock on hers and told them "SHAME ON YOU FOR WAKING UP A BABY!"
Hell hath no fury like getting scorned by an elderly German woman. YOU GO, OMA!!!!