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Thanks, church people!!! *HILARIOUS UPDATE*

Posted by on Jul. 31, 2014 at 1:16 PM
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For completely ignoring the sign I have taped in PLAIN VIEW on my front door that says:

"Please don't knock or ring bell! Baby asleep!"

In order to invite me to a church revival this weekend! I hope you can understand that my short "No thank you" and death glare before closing the door with a snap was a direct result of your failure to acknowledge the sign....But I'm sure the baby crying in the background probably tipped you off.

I should bring him to your revival in full-on screaming mode when he's at his MOST tired so EVERYONE can enjoy him and his healthy lungs!


HILARIOUS UPDATE!: So this all happened more than an hour ago and I messaged my Oma on FB (she lives on the same street) and warned her the church folks would be knocking on her door soon and they woke up Roman....

She opened the door before they could knock on hers and told them "SHAME ON YOU FOR WAKING UP A BABY!"

Hell hath no fury like getting scorned by an elderly German woman. YOU GO, OMA!!!!

by on Jul. 31, 2014 at 1:16 PM
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thetrollcat
by Meow on Jul. 31, 2014 at 1:18 PM
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do it *laughs* take him to church when he is at his worse

OwlNuggets
by HAIL NUGGY! on Jul. 31, 2014 at 1:18 PM
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Not to mention the PERMANENT sign I have above my doorbell that they MUST HAVE seen!

NO SOLICITING. NO RELIGIOUS INQUIRIES. YES TO COOKIES.

OwlNuggets
by HAIL NUGGY! on Jul. 31, 2014 at 1:19 PM
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I'll make sure to wear my husband's Goatwhore shirt and hand out pamphlets about why Behemoth is a great metal band.

Quoting thetrollcat:

do it *laughs* take him to church when he is at his worse


Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Jul. 31, 2014 at 1:19 PM
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Reason #5 why I love living in the country.
OwlNuggets
by HAIL NUGGY! on Jul. 31, 2014 at 1:20 PM

I am so jealous of your rural life.

Dude. SLEEPING BABY. How RUDE!

Quoting Anonymous: Reason #5 why I love living in the country.


Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jul. 31, 2014 at 1:20 PM
I don't understand those signs. So no one can knock or ring your door bell because you may have a baby asleep? What if it's the mail person? I've had the police knock on my door to tell me I need to evacuate my neighborhood due to the rain. What if I had one of those signs? It's weird.
strongforthem
by Platinum Member on Jul. 31, 2014 at 1:20 PM
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How rude!
ColtsFan1912
by FriendoftheFoot on Jul. 31, 2014 at 1:21 PM
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I'm sorry. That was quite rude of them.

I'm so glad my church doesn't go out and do door to door stuff.

OwlNuggets
by HAIL NUGGY! on Jul. 31, 2014 at 1:21 PM
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lol, I don't think the Police would/need to pay attention to the sign but some random person from some random church?

GTFO.

I take the sign down as soon as he's awake and we have extended mailboxes so the mailman does NOT need to EVER knock on my door.

Quoting Anonymous: I don't understand those signs. So no one can knock or ring your door bell because you may have a baby asleep? What if it's the mail person? I've had the police knock on my door to tell me I need to evacuate my neighborhood due to the rain. What if I had one of those signs? It's weird.


GreenTree11
by Stop_It on Jul. 31, 2014 at 1:22 PM
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I need that sign! Always yes to cookies!!

Quoting OwlNuggets:

Not to mention the PERMANENT sign I have above my doorbell that they MUST HAVE seen!

NO SOLICITING. NO RELIGIOUS INQUIRIES. YES TO COOKIES.

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