So we just got one of those small backyard bubble looking pools and my DH has been teasing for a few weeks about skinny dipping in the dark. Tonight I called him on it. We cracked the window by the pool so we could hear if the kids woke up and stripped. Holy fuck it was freezing!! and we were trying to be so quiet. I was shivering so hard our teeth kept hitting trying to kiss. I reached down to feel him and the poor guy is so shriveled up it was like nothing. We literally couldnt stop laughing at our lack of sexiness. I don't think we've laughed that hard in years! Then we both said fuck this and came inside and used our warm bed!! Spontaneous romantic idea fail!