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What do you say to your daughters daily that surprises you?

Posted by on Aug. 5, 2014 at 9:33 AM
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Moms of daughters -- what funny things do you find yourself saying on a daily basis that you can't believe actually come out of your mouth? Things like: "No, you can't wear your tap shoes to school!" "Stop touching your girly parts!" or "Put your shirt back on! That's not polite!" Share the funny or surprising things you say to your daughters! Your answers may be included in an article in The Stir.


by on Aug. 5, 2014 at 9:33 AM
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danie24
by Ruby Member on Aug. 5, 2014 at 9:37 AM
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"Sit like a lady" when she's laying on the couch spread eagle..

Same with the boys, "Sit like a gentleman".. lol

My Mom use to remind us to "sit like a lady" when we wore dresses when we were really little.

embrigmom
by Gold Member on Aug. 5, 2014 at 9:42 AM

The other day I had to tell my 2yr old she would not be leaving the house in just her new light up sneakers

SlightlyPerfect
by on Aug. 5, 2014 at 10:39 AM
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Stop telling everyone you have a "jyna," especially when we're at Target.


Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Aug. 5, 2014 at 10:54 AM

 Stop playing with your belly button

zeenah
by Zarah on Aug. 5, 2014 at 10:57 AM

No he doesn't want to see your dorA underwear, get your hands from down, you can't wipe poop from the front, your skirt doesn't come to your ears when you take a bow, lol

"It's a boy!" 

ShellLea
by Silver Member on Aug. 5, 2014 at 11:01 AM

Yes, you will have breasts when you get older. I know you don't want to, but you will, there's no stopping it. 

fallenangel_353
by Nikki on Aug. 5, 2014 at 11:03 AM
I have to tell my dd to stop perving on my boobs. She will have her own set to mess with one day.


Indiemom880
by Bronze Member on Aug. 5, 2014 at 1:19 PM

"No Sophie, you sister doesn't need ice cubes in her shoes."


Not really a gender specific thing, but it was funny

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Aug. 5, 2014 at 1:21 PM

Stop picking your nose.

No, you can't wear the Batman outfit again.

No, you can't pee standing up.

No, you don't have a penis.

Please stop drinking the bath water.

No, you may not grab my nipples.

 

TigressLily
by Gold Member on Aug. 5, 2014 at 1:59 PM
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"Don't poop in your hand"
"Don't tell everyone you need to pee or poop"
"Don't spank other kids, or adults"
"Don't pull daddy's pants down"
"Don't pinch grandma's nipples... Don't pinch daddy's nipples either"
I'm sure there are plenty more
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