I poured bleach Clara78 wrote this!!!!! am having the abortion tomorrow....
He just called said his girlfriend dumped him as she is never leaving her dh. She said he was a piece of ass. Bahahaha. Asked me what I said to his mom and best friend as neither will talk to him and asked if I had seen his phone he was calling from a different friends phone, his friend Joe.
He said work escorted him out and asked what the hell I told them?! Asked if he could come home and i said no.
He said a need to stay friends for the baby's sake and I told him there isn't going to BE a baby now sob cried like a baby when I said I'm getting an abortion. GOOD. He can go to hell!
So he called me late last night and said he was going to pick up some things and said I want to talk. I said go fuck yourself. I told him I am not going to talk to you and by the way I just wanted to let you know I dumped your dad's ashes in the gutter. He started yelling and freaking out. I told him to go to hell. He said please at the very least let's talk I don't want you to get an abortion I'm sorry I love you. I said no you don't you are a lying sack of shit and I hope you rot in hell. And the abortion is scheduled for Friday so it's happening.
I hung up on him. Than I remembered Jack his dog. He has been his dog for 9 years. I took Jack and did an owner surrender to the pound. They said he's too old we will put him down. I said yep I know. :) just texted dh's friends phone as he has been using that phone to call me and wrote just took one of your belongings to the pound better hurry and get him before they put him to sleep
---- his friend just texted me --- you need to fucking stop you are pushing him towards the edge of a cliff you are going to get a really bad result if you keep this shit up he's getting really depressed way to fast
I wrote back good maybe he should have thought of that 3 fucking years ago before he stuck his dick where it didn't belong!!!! Tell him I said to do the world a favor and off himself!!!
He wrote back u are pissed and don't mean that
I wrote yes I damned well do!
Update 3- friend called says he left him at his house to head to work he got back there is a note that might be a suicide note and his friend is all freaking and worried. I said call someone who cares you won't find one here!!!! He was all Shelly I'm not fucking joking you need to help me go find him and the fucking dog is dead and your damned fault fucking cut the shit I said honestly my give a damn is busted and I hung up on him!!!!
Fucking asshole his friend texted
Really Shelly you need to stop and just help me look for him
I texted back - asshole call his three year long fuck buddy and have HER help you find him stop fucking texting me
Well he got drunk and showed up I was in the yard at the fire pit burning our wedding photos. He was slobbering drunk. He was like Jack died and I was like yeah Your friend said u didn't get there in time. Now go the fuck away. He was like I'm sorry. I was like Good for you. He was like she was just sex. I said I hope she was worth all of this. He was like she wasn't.
He noticed what I was burning and he was like Shelly are those our wedding photos?!!! I was all yep. He was like really?! I was like yep. He said you really wouldn't care if I disappeared off the face of the Earth! I said yes I would care it would make me very happy. He started fucking crocodile tears and walked away. No idea where he went but not in the house with the new locks. He doesn't have a key.
So his friend called and he was like he's going over to your place I told him not to but he is sobered up and he just wants to apologize please don't say or do anything nasty he is really sorry I said fuck the fucking fuckers and hung up
Than I had an idea
Since my dd is a at grandmas I grabbed some water balloons and filled them with ice water and pepper spray and as soon as I see him I'm pegging him from the front porch I'm waiting at the porch now.
I added vinegar, hot sauce and salt to the balloons and pegged him in the face several times it must have worked as he ran off he was screaming my eyes my eyes over and over.
Headed to bed goodnight ladies
Update 6 -
Dh's brother has always had a huge crush on me and flirts it's never gone anywhere before so I called him.
He was all Shelly what is going on?! I said come over and we will talk he did I turned on the water works and cried and told him my dh has been cheating on me for 3 years and showed him the photo of dh in my pink panties I said he is gay and he's been lying and cheating with a guy.
I kissed him and we ended up having sex. I hid a camera in my room so it's all recorded. :) just sent it to dh's friends phone. :) and titled it fucked your brother he was very good.
Omg lol his friend just texted Shelly wtf he saw that and now he's on his way to his brothers house!!! Why the FUCK would you do THAT?!!!!!
I just got texted
Your new lover has a broken nose and I'm on my way to bail YOUR husband out of jail you are a total fucking cunt u know that Shelly?!!!! You've ruined his life congrats I hope it makes u feel good asshole
I texted back nope I haven't ruined his whole life yet. But it's now my life's goal! Hope he made a boyfriend in jail.
So I called dh's friend and he actually picked up (the friend) and asked to talk to dh he was like are u going to be nasty? I said no I'm good
Well dh got on the phone I said tomorrow I'm getting the abortion he was all please don't I said it's already scheduled you need to pay for it he was all no I don't agree with it
I said fine. No problem I will just take your dad's photos a and burn them you know like I did to our wedding photos he was like no!!!! You can't you wouldn't and I was oh really? Okay if you believe that....
He was all how much? I said $3,000 he was like 3 fucking grand????? I said pain and suffering too he was like you better not fucking hurt me if I come over I'm close to calling the cops I was all leave the $$$ in the mailbox leave and I will leave the photos in there you can get them later
He said where am I supposed to get the money? I said sell your wedding ring it's worth 3x that
He was like can't we talk I said nope ship has sailed abortion is happening
He said fine I am gathering up his dad's photos
This is Clara78 lol someone just made a new post this was all a joke for fun lol kids are at grandmas for a few days and I'm sick in bed with a severe flu so I thought I would have fun the other post someone just made isn't me
This was epic though lol