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help me *dirty talk*

Anonymous
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I'm not very good at it but I miss my SO and he enjoys dirty talk. I have no idea how to do it though. Every time I tell him, he says it sounds like I'm telling him my feelings instead of being kinky.

Please help me! I seriously could use the help!
Posted by Anonymous on Aug. 6, 2014 at 4:37 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Aug. 6, 2014 at 4:40 PM
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alliemom4ever
by Member on Aug. 6, 2014 at 7:02 PM
Well, I've the same problem lol hubby wants me to talk dirty and I'm not used to it. Lol. Hubby says just say it, so I'm working on it. Just start out with a sentence or two at first. You will warm up to it )
rfhsure
by beast mode on Aug. 6, 2014 at 7:04 PM
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Say:

'Hey. I would appreciate the sensation of your male genitalia in or around my female genitalia, preferably by way of sexual intercourse. Considering this as a possibility inspires acute arousal responses to my sex organs. Thanks'
Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Aug. 6, 2014 at 7:04 PM
Guys love to be complimented. How big they feel, oh ya right there, you know how to make me scream, etc. My husband goes wild when I kiss his neck then sweetly whisper "harder" in his ear.
Book.Strumpet
by Fountain.Pirate on Aug. 6, 2014 at 7:08 PM

 Sweet baby Buddha.  I'm way too old for this.  Unless saying Hand me my cane, the heating pad, and those heart pills, can be considered sexy and kinky. You my dear are on your own, and at the mercy of the women here.

                              (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے~ ~
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Aug. 6, 2014 at 7:12 PM
Imagine your sexual encounters in your head. Then describe them out loud. Throw in how he makes you scream or moan or whatever.

Like writing a dirty novel out loud
Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Aug. 6, 2014 at 7:13 PM
Go listen to Trina - Look Back at Me, the uncensored version.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Aug. 6, 2014 at 7:14 PM
Dude alert!!!
DLMsMommy
by Silver Member on Aug. 6, 2014 at 7:14 PM
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I died laughing when I read this!! And stole it to send to DH... We will see if he appreciates the joke!

I suck at talking dirty as well. DH wants me to, but it just never comes out right.


Quoting rfhsure: Say:

'Hey. I would appreciate the sensation of your male genitalia in or around my female genitalia, preferably by way of sexual intercourse. Considering this as a possibility inspires acute arousal responses to my sex organs. Thanks'
deboramomof2
by 💋sweetcandy💋 on Aug. 6, 2014 at 7:16 PM
I don't dirty talk at all ....

but when my hubby does ...man its such a turn on
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