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What I learned from CM this week ETA

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First, SIDS can be caught and treated.

Second, hemp seeds make you fail drug tests.

Third, being a whore is a perfectly acceptable career

Fourth, ass holes need a little attention in the grooming area.

Fifth and probably the most important, it is OK to be a psycho ex (or pretend to be just for the hell of it).

Sixth and the most disgusting, some men like it when you throw up on their cocks.

Seventh and most bizarre, my 10 year old D's is a spawn of Satan because of his blue eyes!
by on Aug. 7, 2014 at 9:19 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Aug. 7, 2014 at 9:40 PM
Quoting Anonymous: That you shouldn't date someone who makes $20,000 more than you because the upper and lower classes shouldn't mingle.

I missed that one

Danesmommy1
by Grammar Enthusiast on Aug. 7, 2014 at 9:40 PM
That bullies are taking over world.
missymackie
by Mrs. Dixon on Aug. 7, 2014 at 9:40 PM
1 mom liked this
That some people have hairy assholes that have to be straightened out before bed
Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Aug. 7, 2014 at 9:41 PM
That if your s/o cheats on you you have to destroy their life
JDmommyJD
by the sauce is boss on Aug. 7, 2014 at 9:41 PM
Lol, shave that bitch.

Quoting Anonymous: Fuck me. I'm suppose to primp that thing? Like bleach, or is there more?

Quoting JDmommyJD: That not everyone primps their assholes.
Peace.Love.Pink
by on Aug. 7, 2014 at 9:41 PM
1 mom liked this

I also learned that women on cafemom need to take their bully off.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Aug. 7, 2014 at 9:41 PM
This morning. It poofed pretty quickly which makes me think that sadly, she wasn't a troll.

Quoting Anonymous:
Quoting Anonymous: That you shouldn't date someone who makes $20,000 more than you because the upper and lower classes shouldn't mingle.

I missed that one

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Aug. 7, 2014 at 9:41 PM
It's in the post about the friend who is rude about the OP's eye color.

Quoting Anonymous:

I don't remember that one...

Quoting Anonymous: That blue eyed people lack souls.

Clara78
by on Aug. 7, 2014 at 9:42 PM
That not everyone has a sense of humor lol
Anonymous
by Anonymous 6 on Aug. 7, 2014 at 9:42 PM
1 mom liked this

that post wasn't funny, not even a little.

Quoting Clara78: That not everyone has a sense of humor lol


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