Second, hemp seeds make you fail drug tests.
Third, being a whore is a perfectly acceptable career
Fourth, ass holes need a little attention in the grooming area.
Fifth and probably the most important, it is OK to be a psycho ex (or pretend to be just for the hell of it).
Sixth and the most disgusting, some men like it when you throw up on their cocks.
Seventh and most bizarre, my 10 year old D's is a spawn of Satan because of his blue eyes!