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What I learned from CM this week ETA

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First, SIDS can be caught and treated.

Second, hemp seeds make you fail drug tests.

Third, being a whore is a perfectly acceptable career

Fourth, ass holes need a little attention in the grooming area.

Fifth and probably the most important, it is OK to be a psycho ex (or pretend to be just for the hell of it).

Sixth and the most disgusting, some men like it when you throw up on their cocks.

Seventh and most bizarre, my 10 year old D's is a spawn of Satan because of his blue eyes!
by on Aug. 7, 2014 at 9:19 PM
Replies (21-30):
JDmommyJD
by the sauce is boss on Aug. 7, 2014 at 9:43 PM
Oh it's up and running as we speak.

Quoting BraydensMama163: I'm so glad I missed that one.

Quoting JDmommyJD: That not everyone primps their assholes.
Clara78
by on Aug. 7, 2014 at 9:43 PM
And that some people do have a sense of humor :)

Quoting Anonymous: That if your s/o cheats on you you have to destroy their life
Anonymous
by Anonymous 6 on Aug. 7, 2014 at 9:43 PM

I learned that sometimes you think your post is so damn funny and you're the only one that thinks it's funny.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 7 on Aug. 7, 2014 at 9:43 PM
My dh made 50 more than me and now makes 7th more than I do...

To late lol

Quoting Anonymous: That you shouldn't date someone who makes $20,000 more than you because the upper and lower classes shouldn't mingle.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Aug. 7, 2014 at 9:45 PM

Darn, Well on that note me and DH shouldn't have married then.

Quoting Anonymous: This morning. It poofed pretty quickly which makes me think that sadly, she wasn't a troll.
Quoting Anonymous:
Quoting Anonymous: That you shouldn't date someone who makes $20,000 more than you because the upper and lower classes shouldn't mingle.

I missed that one


Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Aug. 7, 2014 at 9:45 PM
I'm a SAHM so we are completely mingling the peasants with royalty in this family.

Quoting Anonymous: My dh made 50 more than me and now makes 7th more than I do...

To late lol

Quoting Anonymous: That you shouldn't date someone who makes $20,000 more than you because the upper and lower classes shouldn't mingle.
lilmama31709
by Silver Member on Aug. 7, 2014 at 9:45 PM
That you shouldn't cheat on crazy bitches
Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Aug. 7, 2014 at 9:47 PM
The title is "Light eyes are better?"

Quoting Anonymous: It's in the post about the friend who is rude about the OP's eye color.

Quoting Anonymous:

I don't remember that one...

Quoting Anonymous: That blue eyed people lack souls.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 7 on Aug. 7, 2014 at 9:51 PM
I was a broke ass kid in school when I met him. He had a small sever making sites for people bringing in about 20k a year while in college.

Cna and a developer.

Now I'm a sahm and he is lead developer now.

Quoting Anonymous: I'm a SAHM so we are completely mingling the peasants with royalty in this family.

Quoting Anonymous: My dh made 50 more than me and now makes 7th more than I do...

To late lol

Quoting Anonymous: That you shouldn't date someone who makes $20,000 more than you because the upper and lower classes shouldn't mingle.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Aug. 7, 2014 at 9:51 PM
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Organized? Like collated and put into binder or something?

How about we just file that under please don't post about it? Lol

Quoting Peace.Love.Pink:

I learned that sometimes butthole hair needs to be organized.

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