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What I learned from CM this week ETA

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First, SIDS can be caught and treated.

Second, hemp seeds make you fail drug tests.

Third, being a whore is a perfectly acceptable career

Fourth, ass holes need a little attention in the grooming area.

Fifth and probably the most important, it is OK to be a psycho ex (or pretend to be just for the hell of it).

Sixth and the most disgusting, some men like it when you throw up on their cocks.

Seventh and most bizarre, my 10 year old D's is a spawn of Satan because of his blue eyes!
by on Aug. 7, 2014 at 9:19 PM
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Clara78
by on Aug. 7, 2014 at 9:53 PM
Case in point

Quoting Anonymous:

that post wasn't funny, not even a little.

Quoting Clara78: That not everyone has a sense of humor lol

Clara78
by on Aug. 7, 2014 at 9:54 PM
Except I have likes and lots of ppl saying awesome

Quoting Anonymous:

I learned that sometimes you think your post is so damn funny and you're the only one that thinks it's funny.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 6 on Aug. 7, 2014 at 9:55 PM

it wasn't. I have a sense of humor. I laugh when things are funny. That wasn't. 

Quoting Clara78: Case in point
Quoting Anonymous:

that post wasn't funny, not even a little.

Quoting Clara78: That not everyone has a sense of humor lol


Clara78
by on Aug. 7, 2014 at 9:55 PM
Ok

Quoting Anonymous:

it wasn't. I have a sense of humor. I laugh when things are funny. That wasn't. 

Quoting Clara78: Case in point

Quoting Anonymous:

that post wasn't funny, not even a little.

Quoting Clara78: That not everyone has a sense of humor lol

Anonymous
by Anonymous 8 on Aug. 7, 2014 at 9:58 PM
Apparently some men like you to throw up on their wieners.......................
Lolabearlow
by Silver Member on Aug. 7, 2014 at 10:00 PM
Dare I ask?

Quoting JDmommyJD: That not everyone primps their assholes.
VintageWife
by Silver Member on Aug. 7, 2014 at 10:06 PM

Some chick said she lays on her bed after her shower and reaches back to make sure all the butthole hairs are facing the same way so they don't poke her at night. 

Quoting Lolabearlow: Dare I ask?
Quoting JDmommyJD: That not everyone primps their assholes.


TheSilence
by Tá mé an mó on Aug. 7, 2014 at 10:08 PM
1 mom liked this
I learned that....well I think in too traumatized from this week on cm!
Lolabearlow
by Silver Member on Aug. 7, 2014 at 10:08 PM
Has she considered getting s hobby?

Quoting VintageWife:

Some chick said she lays on her bed after her shower and reaches back to make sure all the butthole hairs are facing the same way so they don't poke her at night. 

Quoting Lolabearlow: Dare I ask?

Quoting JDmommyJD: That not everyone primps their assholes.

mom2_2542
by Gold Member on Aug. 7, 2014 at 10:09 PM
Evidently one can commit rape and murder and be tried and executed within a month.
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