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What I learned from CM this week ETA

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First, SIDS can be caught and treated.

Second, hemp seeds make you fail drug tests.

Third, being a whore is a perfectly acceptable career

Fourth, ass holes need a little attention in the grooming area.

Fifth and probably the most important, it is OK to be a psycho ex (or pretend to be just for the hell of it).

Sixth and the most disgusting, some men like it when you throw up on their cocks.

Seventh and most bizarre, my 10 year old D's is a spawn of Satan because of his blue eyes!
by on Aug. 7, 2014 at 9:19 PM
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TheSilence
by Tá mé an mó on Aug. 7, 2014 at 10:09 PM
That post was hilarious.

Quoting Anonymous:

it wasn't. I have a sense of humor. I laugh when things are funny. That wasn't. 

Quoting Clara78: Case in point

Quoting Anonymous:

that post wasn't funny, not even a little.

Quoting Clara78: That not everyone has a sense of humor lol

VintageWife
by Silver Member on Aug. 7, 2014 at 10:11 PM

Link?

Quoting mom2_2542: Evidently one can commit rape and murder and be tried and executed within a month.


smalltownteddy
by Gold Member on Aug. 7, 2014 at 10:12 PM

That one was so gross.

Quoting Anonymous: Apparently some men like you to throw up on their wieners.......................


mom2_2542
by Gold Member on Aug. 7, 2014 at 10:12 PM
The GoFundMe child support troll...up n ow

Quoting VintageWife:

Link?

Quoting mom2_2542: Evidently one can commit rape and murder and be tried and executed within a month.

MrsWhite101610
by Gold Member on Aug. 7, 2014 at 10:13 PM
And here I thought it was only us red heads who were soul-less lol

Quoting Anonymous: That blue eyed people lack souls.
wamom223
by Gold Member on Aug. 7, 2014 at 10:17 PM
1 mom liked this

I would like a post like this once a week so I can see what I missed.  Somehow I missed the butthole hair post but I'm thinking that was for the best.  

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Aug. 7, 2014 at 10:17 PM
I wonder, if you have red hair and blue eyes, are you like, double soulless? Lol.

Quoting MrsWhite101610: And here I thought it was only us red heads who were soul-less lol

Quoting Anonymous: That blue eyed people lack souls.
MrsWhite101610
by Gold Member on Aug. 7, 2014 at 10:19 PM
Oh gosh I dunno? Lol

My husband is always calling me a soul less ginger. I've started telling him in going to steal his soul =)

Quoting Anonymous: I wonder, if you have red hair and blue eyes, are you like, double soulless? Lol.

Quoting MrsWhite101610: And here I thought it was only us red heads who were soul-less lol

Quoting Anonymous: That blue eyed people lack souls.
CameraMum
by Silver Member on Aug. 7, 2014 at 10:19 PM
I learned that I am not allowed to laugh and enjoy life after having cancer.
MrsWhite101610
by Gold Member on Aug. 7, 2014 at 10:21 PM
I just literally came from that post to this one lol

Quoting mom2_2542: The GoFundMe child support troll...up n ow

Quoting VintageWife:

Link?

Quoting mom2_2542: Evidently one can commit rape and murder and be tried and executed within a month.

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