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stupid things your partner has said during sex

Anonymous
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Something funny.  Or you might bash, who knows. 

Share funny or stupid things your partner has said during sex.  Any partner you've had.

Stupid crap I've heard:

Have you ever had anyone better?  *don't make me answer that*

I'm going to make you feel like a real woman. *ok, gonna go over here and laugh a bit*

Just admit that I'm the biggest you've had.  *and you're how old again?*

Share yours.

Posted by Anonymous on Aug. 10, 2014 at 1:08 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Aug. 10, 2014 at 1:41 AM
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Pathetic.  You and the men.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Aug. 10, 2014 at 6:54 PM
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"You don't feel like you've had two kids."

I swear the filter between his brain and his mouth was busted.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Aug. 10, 2014 at 10:45 PM
"Play with my balls baby, they're hanging low"
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Aug. 10, 2014 at 10:45 PM
"Im going to make you cum like a dog"
Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Aug. 10, 2014 at 10:47 PM
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Lmfao Ew the responses were gross xP I'm more into talking than him plus I'm the freakier one
mom2bahandcch
by Gold Member on Aug. 10, 2014 at 10:48 PM
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I would never have sex again with someone who said these things.
Ray-of-Beezy
by Platinum Member on Aug. 10, 2014 at 10:49 PM
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"You're so purdy."

Yes, "purdy", not pretty. His reasoning was he didn't want to call me beautiful or sexy because I've probably heard it a million times. Don't worry, DH, you were the first to call me purdy.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Aug. 10, 2014 at 10:52 PM
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Wow you'really tight lucky me
Anonymous
by Anonymous 6 on Aug. 10, 2014 at 10:56 PM
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My husband would kill me if he knew I was sharing this but...one night we were playing around in bed. He wanted me to get on top. He said "Come here boy!" (In a backwoods redneck the hills have eyes kind of voice). I almost died laughing. I pick on him now sometimes and call him Hester the Molester. (And yes, I know sexual abuse is nothing to joke about. This was just too funny to me not to share. I know my husband would never molest anyone or anything).
mich2.0
by on Aug. 10, 2014 at 10:57 PM
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You're almost as good as that stripper i dated.

Just kidding. I've got nothing. Just here to read.
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