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Short People got no reason To live

Posted by on Aug. 10, 2014 at 1:50 AM
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They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

by on Aug. 10, 2014 at 1:50 AM
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smurfette1903
by on Aug. 10, 2014 at 1:51 AM
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Yes, but I do not have to duck for low tree branches.
kadcas
by Bronze Member on Aug. 10, 2014 at 1:52 AM
Lol grew up in HI my brothers are 6'10" and 6'8" and I am 6. We use to sing that song
PinkButterfly66
by Sapphire Member on Aug. 10, 2014 at 1:53 AM
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I love Randy Newman.

smurfette1903
by on Aug. 10, 2014 at 1:54 AM
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I can also easily fit into cabinets and trunks for the purpose of jumping out and scaring this piss out of someone.
smurfette1903
by on Aug. 10, 2014 at 1:55 AM
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I don't have to kneel for blow jobs.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Aug. 10, 2014 at 1:56 AM
You've got to hand it to them literally....they usually can't reach it :)
bleumonster
by Emerald Member on Aug. 10, 2014 at 1:56 AM
I'm short and I still loved that song lol.

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people for no reason to live

LMAO
polkaspots
by on Aug. 10, 2014 at 1:56 AM
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I do that too. I accidentally scared my grandmother like that once. I thought she was my younger sister. I think I was in time out for an hour and I didn't get dessert.

Quoting smurfette1903: I can also easily fit into cabinets and trunks for the purpose of jumping out and scaring this piss out of someone.
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Vegzombie
by on Aug. 10, 2014 at 1:56 AM
I hate you. I have that song stuck in my head now.
bleumonster
by Emerald Member on Aug. 10, 2014 at 1:56 AM
Me either lol.

Quoting smurfette1903: Yes, but I do not have to duck for low tree branches.
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