Put your penis away in the car, no one wants to see that
(While standing at the bank) this is the 5th time I've told you this morning to let go of your penis. That's a private thing you do in the privacy of your bedroom or bathroom not in a line at the bank.
Do not rub your penis on your brother. Your penis belongs to you not him.
Your brother doesn't need help peeing. Leave his penis alone.
Does it help you pee better to talk to your penis?
No that's not a bone in your penis and no it's not broken.
(Notices black marker on 5 year olds face) why did you color your face? Is that a sharpie!! Where did you find a sharpie?!? (Realizing that can't be all he colored) did you color anything else? Your penis!? You colored your penis!? Why!?! That's not going to come of easy!?? Why in the world did you color your penis with a marker!? You're going to have a black penis for a while. Where did you find a marker!?! I put those up!?
Ohh the joys of being a mother of boys, sadly I realize this is just the beginning of the fascination with their penises. peni? What's the plural for penis