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S*** mothers of boys say

Anonymous
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These are a few of the many things I've said just over the past week to my two DSs who are 5 and 6

Put your penis away in the car, no one wants to see that

(While standing at the bank) this is the 5th time I've told you this morning to let go of your penis. That's a private thing you do in the privacy of your bedroom or bathroom not in a line at the bank.

Do not rub your penis on your brother. Your penis belongs to you not him.

Your brother doesn't need help peeing. Leave his penis alone.

Does it help you pee better to talk to your penis?

No that's not a bone in your penis and no it's not broken.

(Notices black marker on 5 year olds face) why did you color your face? Is that a sharpie!! Where did you find a sharpie?!? (Realizing that can't be all he colored) did you color anything else? Your penis!? You colored your penis!? Why!?! That's not going to come of easy!?? Why in the world did you color your penis with a marker!? You're going to have a black penis for a while. Where did you find a marker!?! I put those up!?


Ohh the joys of being a mother of boys, sadly I realize this is just the beginning of the fascination with their penises. peni? What's the plural for penis
Posted by Anonymous on Aug. 14, 2014 at 10:08 AM
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nelliesmommy
by on Aug. 14, 2014 at 10:09 AM
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Lol @ a black penis.
LuvmyAiden
by on Aug. 14, 2014 at 10:10 AM
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I only have one boy but this is so things you would hear me say. I'm so glad God gave me a girl too to balance out all the penis issues!

lucky2Beeme
by Ruby Member on Aug. 14, 2014 at 10:11 AM
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WTF ? I raised 2 boys and never said the majority of the shit you posted. How weird calling your kid out in the bank That's fucked up.

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Aug. 14, 2014 at 10:11 AM
Were contemplating having another child but I don't know if I can handle another boy!

Quoting LuvmyAiden:

I only have one boy but this is so things you would hear me say. I'm so glad God gave me a girl too to balance out all the penis issues!

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Aug. 14, 2014 at 10:12 AM
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Damn you're wound up.

I got down to his level and said it close to his ear, no one else heard it. Why don't you ask me to clarify rather than assume I embarrassed him in public.

Quoting lucky2Beeme:

WTF ? I raised 2 boys and never said the majority of the shit you posted. How weird calling your kid out in the bank That's fucked up.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Aug. 14, 2014 at 10:13 AM

Yea i never had a problem with my son and his to say any of those.

504bbymami
by Sapphire Member on Aug. 14, 2014 at 10:14 AM
I've never had those issues with my boys.
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by Anonymous 3 on Aug. 14, 2014 at 10:14 AM
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Hmm, I have boys too....they are not THAT obsessed with their penis...

Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Aug. 14, 2014 at 10:14 AM
My my you sound obsessed with the word penis
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Aug. 14, 2014 at 10:15 AM
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You're too busy fucking teenagers, how would you know what your children say or don't say?

Quoting 504bbymami: I've never had those issues with my boys.
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