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UPDATE 2: serves you right DH

Anonymous
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So I told DH I was a bit tired (i'm 7 months pregnant) and was going to go lay down for a bit.  I went into our bedroom, shut the door and then went to use the bathroom.   Within the two minutes I was in there DH crept into our room and fell asleep while snoring loudly.  

I would've laid down too but DS (6) is still up and needs to eat dinner soon.

My DH is a fucking nap thief!  So for the last hour whenever I've needed to fart I walked into the room and fart inches away from his face.  I'm pretty gassy right now so it's been 10 times so far.  Well this last time wasn't a silent one and he woke up with my ass in his face and a terrible smell.  

He burst into laughter and said, "haha this means war".  

I slightly afraid of whats to come lol.


UPDATE:

So I was out back (we don't have close neighbors) watching the dogs while talking to my sister.  All of a sudden I feel warmth on my leg.  DH peed on me!! He then fell over laughing and said "paybacks a bitch".

Now I have to come up with something equally as gross and dick:/


UPDATE 2:  

After much thought and preperation DH woke up to a nice ice water bath in bed.  It took him a few seconds to go from "what the fuck?!" to  laughing.  Then he said, "you just wait darlin, you have know idea what you've started".  

I have to admit that's a bit more terrifying then his first threat lol.

Posted by Anonymous on Aug. 17, 2014 at 7:57 PM
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momofthree0429
by Gold Member on Aug. 17, 2014 at 7:58 PM
You are going to get a Dutch Oven!
southernangel1
by Silver Member on Aug. 17, 2014 at 7:58 PM
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Lmao! Get him momma!!
Elaflynts
by Silver Member on Aug. 17, 2014 at 7:58 PM

Oh God! lol

bluebunnybabe
by Ruby Member on Aug. 17, 2014 at 7:59 PM
Lol that's what he gets for stealing your nap.
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Aug. 17, 2014 at 7:59 PM

lol maybe...

Quoting momofthree0429: You are going to get a Dutch Oven!


CrossStitchMum
by Platinum Member on Aug. 17, 2014 at 7:59 PM
Awww bless him for taking it in good humour :)
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Aug. 17, 2014 at 7:59 PM
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right, fair is fair.

Quoting bluebunnybabe: Lol that's what he gets for stealing your nap.


me_plus3
by Silver Member on Aug. 17, 2014 at 8:00 PM
Lol! Good one!
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Aug. 17, 2014 at 8:00 PM
Oh gross
bluebunnybabe
by Ruby Member on Aug. 17, 2014 at 8:00 PM
Does your kid have a Nerf or water gun you can borrow? Sounds like you need to be prepared for war.

Quoting Anonymous:

right, fair is fair.

Quoting bluebunnybabe: Lol that's what he gets for stealing your nap.

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