During lunch I ran into the HEB (Grocery store) by my work. This little boy was in line in front of me with his mom. He looked to be about three. He looks at me and says.." Did you know I get in trouble for jumping on the bed....but my mommy and daddy jump on their bed at night and no one says anything....How is that fair?"
His mom turnd bright red and shushed him real quick. But at that point all of us are about to pass out from laughter.