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I CAUGHT DH MASTURBATING......

Anonymous
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In a can of fruit cocktail!

Posted by Anonymous on Aug. 26, 2014 at 4:06 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Aug. 26, 2014 at 4:06 AM
Wtf?
rosemagic01
by Ruby Member on Aug. 26, 2014 at 4:07 AM

Be happy it wasn't a melon with a hole in it? I don't know I'm at a loss on this one. Best of luck! 

XxComplicatedxX
by ~Danielle~ on Aug. 26, 2014 at 4:07 AM
Uh. Wow. I can't even...
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Aug. 26, 2014 at 4:07 AM

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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Aug. 26, 2014 at 4:08 AM


Quoting rosemagic01:

Be happy it wasn't a melon with a hole in it? I don't know I'm at a loss on this one. Best of luck! 

Well, last time I caught him with a Cantaloupe......and the time before that it was in my orchids!

Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Aug. 26, 2014 at 4:09 AM
Oh, that's where the syrup comes from? Duh!
rosemagic01
by Ruby Member on Aug. 26, 2014 at 4:11 AM


Quoting Anonymous 1:


Quoting rosemagic01:

Be happy it wasn't a melon with a hole in it? I don't know I'm at a loss on this one. Best of luck! 

Well, last time I caught him with a Cantaloupe......and the time before that it was in my orchids!

In your orchids? How the hell did he do it with a flower? This man clearly has a problem with needing some kind of supplies. Go buy him some stuff at adam & eve before he ends up with some kind of weird infection. 

rosemagic01
by Ruby Member on Aug. 26, 2014 at 4:11 AM

OMG I gagged.

Quoting Anonymous 4: Oh, that's where the syrup comes from? Duh!


KristenFowles
by Ruby Member on Aug. 26, 2014 at 4:12 AM
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Did he cut his dick up on the can??
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Aug. 26, 2014 at 4:12 AM

He has a thing for canned fruits and vegetables.

Quoting rosemagic01:

Quoting Anonymous 1:


Quoting rosemagic01:

Be happy it wasn't a melon with a hole in it? I don't know I'm at a loss on this one. Best of luck! 

Well, last time I caught him with a Cantaloupe......and the time before that it was in my orchids!

In your orchids? How the hell did he do it with a flower? This man clearly has a problem with needing some kind of supplies. Go buy him some stuff at adam & eve before he ends up with some kind of weird infection. 


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