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My husband doesn't want to have sex with me, and I know why :/

Anonymous
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He told me that some nights he wants to but when he tries to start, I ruin it by farting in my sleep. He told me that some of them were really long and some just made my underwear fly up for a second.
Posted by Anonymous on Dec. 20, 2014 at 8:24 PM
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kee1006b
by Gold Member on Dec. 20, 2014 at 8:25 PM

Ok, and he is Tinkle Bell?

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Dec. 20, 2014 at 8:25 PM
Im eating right now....
Danesmommy1
by Grammar Enthusiast on Dec. 20, 2014 at 8:25 PM
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I'm so sorry, but I'm cracking up, lol.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Dec. 20, 2014 at 8:25 PM
Hahajah
CupOfCake88
by Bronze Member on Dec. 20, 2014 at 8:26 PM

It's because you're a buffalo.

HAHuskey
by Gold Member on Dec. 20, 2014 at 8:26 PM
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Well maybe he should try before you go to sleep...
kay283
by Ruby Member on Dec. 20, 2014 at 8:27 PM
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Trolls wear underwear?
Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Dec. 20, 2014 at 8:27 PM
You can't actually release gas in your sleep. Contrary to the popular belief. We do wake up between sleep cycles ghough.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Dec. 20, 2014 at 8:28 PM
I'm laughing too, I've have texted him the signal and when I wasn't woken up, I was confused until he told me.

Quoting Danesmommy1: I'm so sorry, but I'm cracking up, lol.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Dec. 20, 2014 at 8:28 PM
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OK and I suppose your DH has NEVER EVER passed gas in his entire life right?? WOW!! That is seriously one of the stupidest things I've read on here in a long, long time! I thought you were going to say something like he won't have sex with you bc you cheated on him or something like that but bc of passing gas? He sounds like a great guy!! (Enter sarcasm)

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