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Help. I stuck a fork up

Anonymous
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My rear end and it broke off and I can't get it out!

I'm 6 months pregnant and my hemroids are acting up and it was itching intensely inside my anus so while I was in the kitchen cleaning up after dinner I got the bright idea to use the handle end of a fork to scratch the inside. It felt so good to scratch that way but then the fork broke off and the handle is still inside me. My DH was sleeping so I woke him up to tell him but he just told me I was a fucking moron and he wasn't going to help me and then he rolled over and went back to sleep :(

I can't go to the ER because I'm mortified over what I did and I tried sitting on the toilet and trying to poo but it wouldn't come out. I even tried sticking my finger up there and I can touch it I just can't grab it with one finger. God I'm so embarassed and I promsie I don't usually do stupid things like this. Does anyone have advice on how I can get it out?
Posted by Anonymous on Dec. 20, 2014 at 11:47 PM
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nazgor
by on Dec. 20, 2014 at 11:48 PM
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LEmommy0913
by Rachel on Dec. 20, 2014 at 11:48 PM
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What did I just read
Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Dec. 20, 2014 at 11:48 PM

Yeah maybe once I stop laughing. 

hashtagRC
by Gold Member on Dec. 20, 2014 at 11:49 PM

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Stop.
Kristen.Marie
by Gold Member on Dec. 20, 2014 at 11:49 PM

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kcmama1010
by Bronze Member on Dec. 20, 2014 at 11:49 PM

Do you have any ex-lax?

thetrollcat
by on Dec. 20, 2014 at 11:49 PM
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seriusly can you post something a little more realistic?

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Dec. 20, 2014 at 11:49 PM
Go to the bathroom, lay down on your back, spred your legs and dig it out with your fingers.


And I know this is a troll post, but it made me chuckle.
karlie2
by Platinum Member on Dec. 20, 2014 at 11:49 PM
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What kind of cheap ass forks do you have that break so easily?
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Dec. 20, 2014 at 11:50 PM
No but I can run up to Walmart and go get some.

Quoting kcmama1010:

Do you have any ex-lax?

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