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I've always wondered...

Posted by on Jan. 14, 2015 at 2:10 AM
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If your dentist can tell that you give head...

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by on Jan. 14, 2015 at 2:10 AM
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jjames1990
by on Jan. 14, 2015 at 2:13 AM
Yes! And damnit my husband has a word for it and he is sleeping so I can't ask him. He worked in dental in the military and when doing exams him and the dentist would say this word and bust out laughing.

You get bruises on the roof of your mouth.
Buttnonym0us
by on Jan. 14, 2015 at 2:15 AM
Oh god. Lol. I guess no blow jobs until after my next dental appointment lol.

Quoting jjames1990: Yes! And damnit my husband has a word for it and he is sleeping so I can't ask him. He worked in dental in the military and when doing exams him and the dentist would say this word and bust out laughing.

You get bruises on the roof of your mouth.
bcoll
by on Jan. 14, 2015 at 2:16 AM
Lol!
jjames1990
by on Jan. 14, 2015 at 2:19 AM
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Lol! When I was 17, dating my to he husband. I was doing my makeup, putting mascara on, you know, with open mouth. Happened to catch a bruise on the roof of my mouth. Freaked out and asked my mom. She looked, shrugged and said "have you sucked Jim's dick lately. I didn't answer and she said, yep, that's what happens.

My mom was a blunt bitch. Lol

Quoting Buttnonym0us: Oh god. Lol. I guess no blow jobs until after my next dental appointment lol.

Quoting jjames1990: Yes! And damnit my husband has a word for it and he is sleeping so I can't ask him. He worked in dental in the military and when doing exams him and the dentist would say this word and bust out laughing.

You get bruises on the roof of your mouth.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Jan. 14, 2015 at 2:19 AM

If you give too much head, your teeth start to curve to the circumference of the dick, so yes the dentist knows your dirty little secret.

drowningmama
by on Jan. 14, 2015 at 2:25 AM
No. I have never thought that.
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by Anonymous 2 on Jan. 14, 2015 at 2:25 AM

Buttnonym0us
by on Jan. 14, 2015 at 8:40 AM

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by Anonymous 3 on Jan. 14, 2015 at 8:46 AM
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I am officially traumatized. Yet another reason to avoid the dentist.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Jan. 14, 2015 at 8:51 AM
What?! I've never had a bruise from giving head. And no your teeth won't curve wtf is everyone smoking?!
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