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Glitter & Other 'Mom' Secret Weapons to Send to Your Enemies

Posted by on Jan. 14, 2015 at 10:07 AM
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Glitter & Other 'Mom' Secret Weapons to Send to Your Enemies

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We hope you don't have any enemies. But if you do, there's something you need to know: You can ship your enemies glitter. Okay, you knew that already -- what I mean is that there's a new service that will send an envelope of glitter to your enemy on your behalf for the low, low price of $9.99. Do you know what this means?!?

First, it means you can inflict "the herpes of the craft world" (because it gets everywhere and is impossible to get rid of, as most of us with kids have learned first-hand) without so much as touching the stuff. It's all handled far, far away from your own home.

Secondly, this could be just the beginning. Ask any mom, and we could give you a whole list of crap that would be maddeningly irritating to receive in the mail:

1. The tiniest Lego pieces.

2. Dry Erase flakes.

3. Lice.

4. Cooked cous cous.

5. Play-Doh particles.

6. Filthy playground sand.

7. Magic the Gathering cards.

8. Monopoly game irons.

9. Polly Pocket shoes.

10. Spit-softened teething biscuits.

11. Breakfast cereal dust.

12. Pencil eraser slivers from long division homework.

13. Easter basket grass.

14. Birdseed.

15. Playmobil swords.

16. Moon sand.

17. Oobleck.

18. Disintegrated tissues.

19. Mascara flakes.

20. Baby powder.

What else would you like the glitter people to ship to your enemies?

by on Jan. 14, 2015 at 10:07 AM
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rosemagic01
by Ruby Member on Jan. 14, 2015 at 10:10 AM
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Eh poop senders has the market on things to send to your enemy wasting time with glitter when you can have a pile of elephant dung sent to them.
CBMMOM
by on Jan. 14, 2015 at 10:12 AM
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 The gel stuff that is formed after a diaper gets wet and torn open.

CBMMOM
by on Jan. 14, 2015 at 10:12 AM
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Pine needles from a Christmas tree.

two4one
by Ruby Member on Jan. 14, 2015 at 10:24 AM
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Man, I wish I HAD an enemy to send glitter to. That's genius!

Not_A_Native
by Ruby Member on Jan. 14, 2015 at 10:33 AM
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I heard about the glitter thing a few days ago - genius!

Just a short story.  Years ago, I was a girl scout leader of 10 year olds, they were responsible for creating crafts for brownies at a weekend campout.  Another leader and I (foolishly) allowed them to use glitter for one of the crafts.  Obviously, it got all over the place.

When we were checking out (this was in a cabin), the person who does it, said "hey, there's still glitter here, needs to be cleaned up (it was green, btw).  So, we cleaned for close to an hour.  Woman came back, still found glitter.  We cleaned some more.  She finally let us check out.

Time passes. Kids and adults continue to camp there.  Glitter is still found.  The cabins are remodeled.  Glitter is STILL found.  It has obtained legendary status - the green glittter in Cabin 3.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Jan. 14, 2015 at 10:35 AM
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Hey I used to love playing Magic the gathering!
caustinb
by Ruby Member on Jan. 14, 2015 at 10:38 AM
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Christmas tinsel.
Reading.Rainbow
by Mad Martigan on Jan. 14, 2015 at 11:29 AM
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You can get into some pretty nice legal trouble if you send lice over the mail.

ILovemyPaulie
by Ruby Member on Jan. 14, 2015 at 11:59 AM
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My Parents gave me a sweet 16 party and I put a ton of glitter in the invitation envelopes and the Moms were pissed! LOL! That was a LOOOOONG time ago too! I love glitter!

I'd add used gum to that list. LOL!

EvilQueenMommy
by Platinum Member on Jan. 14, 2015 at 12:11 PM
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onion or garlic flakes

dandruff

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