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Silly husband and wife debate.

Posted by on Jan. 20, 2015 at 12:36 AM
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So i like to make up silly rhymes for the kids like about going to school, while we cook dinner, just things they laugh at. This one is obviously not for the kids and i usually freestyle them never right them down. Anyway, my husband says i lost it at the end. What do u think? Lol. Again just being bored and silly but would love some opinions lol


There was an old lady that lived in a shoe, her husband was such a douche she didnt know what to do. She beat him and stabbed him but he would not die, she even stuck a fork in his eye. She got out her gun, he said shoot me if u dare, but her aim was so bad she shot thru his hair. Her husband was mad that she wanted him dead, she was just mad the bullet missed his head. Tired and angry he walked out the door, he said thats what i get for fuckin that whore.
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KendallsMommee
by Spoiled SAHM on Jan. 20, 2015 at 12:37 AM
Sounds legit.
Amybelle
by on Jan. 20, 2015 at 12:39 AM

what a horriblea combination of an 8yo's Poetry skills and a 16yo's drama

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Jan. 20, 2015 at 12:39 AM

sarcasm

sweetsmom_23
by Silver Member on Jan. 20, 2015 at 12:39 AM
Sounds good to me! You have talent.
bowlingmom06
by Bronze Member on Jan. 20, 2015 at 12:40 AM

LMAO!  That is hilarious...Horrific, but hilarious

lalseike33
by PrettyInPink on Jan. 20, 2015 at 1:00 AM
Lol. Yea it isnt plesent, but funny. Im always making funny songs or poems lol.
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