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Holy mother freaking hell!!

Posted by on Mar. 15, 2015 at 4:43 PM
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So dh and I agreed that today would be a "yard tidy-up" day. He took the back and I took the front (ds was inside watching tv, as he has strep.)

I was just minding my own business , weeding my herbs and the damn oregano hissed and rattled at me!

FUCK NO!

My neighbor said I levitated up about 4 feet in the air, while I spun around and started running before my feet hit the ground. Dh came running but I was already inside. Neighbor A and dh went to get the other neighbor, who happens to be a herpetologist with snake wrangling equipment and knowledge.

He found not one but TWO western diamond backs in my front yard!!!!

Yard day is now over and I'm hitting the Guinness now....
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Mar. 15, 2015 at 4:44 PM
I think you're a troll.
Lolabearlow
by boxer momma on Mar. 15, 2015 at 4:45 PM
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I'm a troll because I found snakes in my yard?

I live in SoCal this is not an unheard of thing...


Quoting Anonymous 1: I think you're a troll.
romalove
by SakePrincess on Mar. 15, 2015 at 4:45 PM

I would have died.

And if I survived I would move LOL.

I'm terrified of snakes!

Meltabaka
by Silver Member on Mar. 15, 2015 at 4:46 PM

I would have passed out. 

PhantomRose88
by Ruby Member on Mar. 15, 2015 at 4:46 PM
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Why? people can't have snakes in their yard?

If I ever saw a snake I would probably die right there of a heart attack. 

Quoting Anonymous 1: I think you're a troll.


Lolabearlow
by boxer momma on Mar. 15, 2015 at 4:47 PM
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Normally, I don't mind snakes but that was just too close for comfort.

Quoting romalove:

I would have died.

And if I survived I would move LOL.

I'm terrified of snakes!

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Mar. 15, 2015 at 4:47 PM
Once I was walking at night and unknowingly put my foot right next to the biggest blackest snake you've ever seen. Scary shit. I just got cold chills thinking about it.
PinkButterfly66
by Sapphire Member on Mar. 15, 2015 at 4:47 PM
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Fuck!  When is mating season for snakes?  I'd worry that there is a clutch of eggs somewhere.  

Peaceful.chaos
by Emerald Member on Mar. 15, 2015 at 4:48 PM
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Oh hell no. And big spiders.
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Lolabearlow
by boxer momma on Mar. 15, 2015 at 4:48 PM
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I'm not gonna lie, I may or may not have wet myself a little....

Quoting Meltabaka:

I would have passed out. 

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