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My husband's text messages

Posted by on Apr. 10, 2015 at 11:07 PM
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He has the most boring conversations via text ever.

He was driving and remembered he needed to call some person he works with and asked me to dial and put it on speaker (he won't wear a bluetooth). But the number hadn't been saved in the phone so he asked me to look through a conversation with some other person bc he thought he had given the number to them.

So I'm scrolling through and he had a conversation that lasted all day about Hershey Park and Zooey Deschanel.

WTF.
by on Apr. 10, 2015 at 11:07 PM
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ArmyWife112908
by Mrs.Crane on Apr. 10, 2015 at 11:07 PM
Men are odd
KnotFoo
by on Apr. 10, 2015 at 11:08 PM

Why are you not home

TAKE MY BABY HOME WHERE IT IS SAFE

spooky415
by Emerald Member on Apr. 10, 2015 at 11:08 PM
We went to her pedi appt and then I made Dh get me frozen yogurt.

Merry was in the protective hamster ball you sent us.


Quoting KnotFoo:

Why are you not home

TAKE MY BABY HOME WHERE IT IS SAFE

KnotFoo
by on Apr. 10, 2015 at 11:09 PM

Whew!

are you spraying everyone with anticeptic as you enter the room?

Quoting spooky415: We went to her pedi appt and then I made Dh get me frozen yogurt. Merry was in the protective hamster ball you sent us.
Quoting KnotFoo:

Why are you not home

TAKE MY BABY HOME WHERE IT IS SAFE


spooky415
by Emerald Member on Apr. 10, 2015 at 11:09 PM
He was talking to Sarah about it.

Sarah is like his favorite person ever. She's 53, smokes like a chimney, and calls him "Boss."

He LOVES her. I swear one day he's going to leave me for her.


Quoting ArmyWife112908: Men are odd
spooky415
by Emerald Member on Apr. 10, 2015 at 11:10 PM
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We've made hats that have a stick about a foot ahead of us that sprays continuously.

Quoting KnotFoo:

Whew!

are you spraying everyone with anticeptic as you enter the room?

Quoting spooky415: We went to her pedi appt and then I made Dh get me frozen yogurt.



Merry was in the protective hamster ball you sent us.




Quoting KnotFoo:

Why are you not home

TAKE MY BABY HOME WHERE IT IS SAFE

KnotFoo
by on Apr. 10, 2015 at 11:12 PM

So glad you're being a good mommy! 

Quoting spooky415: We've made hats that have a stick about a foot ahead of us that sprays continuously.
Quoting KnotFoo:

Whew!

are you spraying everyone with anticeptic as you enter the room?

Quoting spooky415: We went to her pedi appt and then I made Dh get me frozen yogurt. Merry was in the protective hamster ball you sent us.
Quoting KnotFoo:

Why are you not home

TAKE MY BABY HOME WHERE IT IS SAFE



KnotFoo
by on Apr. 10, 2015 at 11:13 PM

I need a good pic of her I want to photo shop her into this pic

spooky415
by Emerald Member on Apr. 10, 2015 at 11:13 PM

Mobile Photo

Here she is being suspicious of the puppy hanging from her bouncer.

We're teaching her to trust no one.


Quoting KnotFoo:

So glad you're being a good mommy! 

Quoting spooky415: We've made hats that have a stick about a foot ahead of us that sprays continuously.

Quoting KnotFoo:

Whew!

are you spraying everyone with anticeptic as you enter the room?

Quoting spooky415: We went to her pedi appt and then I made Dh get me frozen yogurt.

Merry was in the protective hamster ball you sent us.


Quoting KnotFoo:

Why are you not home

TAKE MY BABY HOME WHERE IT IS SAFE

Snapdragon88
by Ruby Member on Apr. 10, 2015 at 11:14 PM
My husband is an engineer so him and his friends can excitedly go on and on about the most boring stuff ever, lol. I appreciate his brains... But "yawn".
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