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My husband is one cocky MO FO.

Posted by on May. 5, 2015 at 6:40 PM
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Me: Cafemom has directed me to smother you int your sleep

Him: Okay

Me: Did you hear me?

Him: Yes

Me: So you don't care if smother you in your sleep?

Him: You wont

Me: How do you know

Him: Because you love me too much

Me: How can you be so sure?

Him: Because I weild the mightly dick. and we both know how much you love that.


I won't inform you of the gesture he then made.

by on May. 5, 2015 at 6:40 PM
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by on May. 5, 2015 at 6:42 PM

Oh I think there is a pun in there somewhere ha ha ha

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by Ruby Member on May. 5, 2015 at 6:44 PM
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Show him the dildo you can get infused with someone's ashes and tell him to sleep with one eye open and a cup on.
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