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Posted by on May. 7, 2015 at 12:43 PM
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A married couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda Watts, were arrested a few days ago for selling “golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people.

They sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold, and that each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven — simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in.

Tito Watts said in his police statement: "I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of drugs. You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up...."

Amanda Watts said in her police statement:" "We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and do drugs. I didn’t do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just watched."

Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, drug paraphernalia, and a baby alligator.

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the_dude
by abides on May. 7, 2015 at 12:45 PM
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A baby alligator?!?!

I didn't know Jesus hung out behind the KFC...

Spam72
by Emerald Member on May. 7, 2015 at 12:46 PM
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Quoting the_dude:

A baby alligator?!?!

I didn't know Jesus hung out behind the KFC...

I may go there after work.  I'm looking for something to do this summer.  Selling tickets the heaven seems lucrative. 

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on May. 7, 2015 at 12:47 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on May. 7, 2015 at 12:48 PM
That's really strange lol
Sassy762
by CAFE SASSY HBIC on May. 7, 2015 at 12:49 PM

I saw this crazy story last month, lol I bet that woman was on CM, lol

BUT now I want KFC for dinner, lol

MicheleJM
by on May. 7, 2015 at 12:49 PM
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I'd be more concerned about any yahoo who bought the tickets.

wkukid
by Beach Bum on May. 7, 2015 at 12:50 PM
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And that's why we don't do drugs kids.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on May. 7, 2015 at 12:50 PM

They need to lay off the crack! Wow, they are insane.

Dzyre1115
by Desiree` on May. 7, 2015 at 12:51 PM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.....
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HandMmom12
by Jody on May. 7, 2015 at 12:51 PM
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 Dude! Don't you know Jesus loves mashed potatoes?

Quoting the_dude:

A baby alligator?!?!

I didn't know Jesus hung out behind the KFC...


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