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Parents show kids where babies really come from.. IN LIVE ACTION

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When John and Cindy Thompson’s children finally ask the big question, “Where do babies come from?” they decided to skip right past all the stork talk and jump right into the real stuff.

In fact, being the open-minded parents they are, John and Cindy knew that showing them would be far more educational than simply telling the boring “birds and bees” story.

“Cindy and I brought the kids into the bedroom and made love in front of them,” John said. “I showed them my seminal fluid and explained how it traveled up mommy’s vagina to fertilize her egg and make a baby. They really seemed to get it.”

Now that the kids know where babies come from, they’re allowed to watch their parents have sex whenever they want—and they’ve even picked up some great tips.

“They understand different positions, what makes mommy feel good, what makes daddy feel good,” Cindy said. “I think when my daughter begins having sex she’s going to be light years ahead of the other girls, be a much better lover, which will help her get a better man.”

The Thompsons, whose children are ages 10 and 7, believe they have introduced their children to a whole new world—filled with ropes, handcuffs, and plenty of other fun toys.

“My wife and I can get pretty crazy, but that’s normal. I want my kids to understand that the toys, paddles, etc. all part of a normal sex life and there’s nothing to be ashamed of. And sometimes this all leads to having a baby,” said John.

John and Cindy are hoping their story encourages other parents not to be afraid of going beyond the “stork” story with their own kids.

“We don’t have to have those awkward conversation about the birds and bees, trying to tiptoe around the subject,” Cindy said. “It’s so much easier to just show the kids, instead of trying to tell them.”


Seriously disgusting! I don't care what type of parenting your doing , this is basically child abuse in my opinion!

Posted by Anonymous on May. 7, 2015 at 5:38 PM
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tisha826
by Tisha on May. 7, 2015 at 5:40 PM
Fucking gross
Arjpc
by Silver Member on May. 7, 2015 at 5:42 PM
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Wtf did I just read?
squeekers
by squeekers on May. 7, 2015 at 5:42 PM
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That might make CPS knock at their door.
o.O....
by Cara on May. 7, 2015 at 5:42 PM
What. The. Fuck.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on May. 7, 2015 at 5:44 PM

I hope so gross.

Quoting squeekers: That might make CPS knock at their door.


MommyKir
by Kay on May. 7, 2015 at 5:52 PM

Oh good lord! what the heck is wrong with them?! why not just wait a little bit and when a bit older show them porn instead rather then making them watch their parents get it on? Even that would have been a better choice then having sex in front of them! what is wrong with just explaining the facts?


PoisonEyeV
by on May. 7, 2015 at 5:54 PM

This has to be satire or something made up as a sick joke because I can't honestly believe anyone would do this and then talk about it to someone else.

Mamabear010
by Platinum Member on May. 7, 2015 at 5:54 PM
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Did...did you get this from the Onion?

bleumonster
by Sapphire Member on May. 7, 2015 at 5:56 PM
This has to be a fake story. Please tell me it is!
MisteryMisery
by on May. 7, 2015 at 5:57 PM
Sick
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