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Can I get pregnant?

Anonymous
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My boss likes to masturbate in the bathroom once or twice a week or so. He never flushes. When I go to the bathroom I always look inside the stool to make sure he didn't leave anything in there after masturbating. Yesterday I was in a rush and didn't check it and just sat on it. I pooped and the water splashed all over my privates. After I started cleaning myself I realized that there was something sticky on my ass and vagina. IT WAS MY BOSSE'S SPERM. OMG can I be pregnant with his baby. How do I explain it to him and his wife?
Posted by Anonymous on May. 7, 2015 at 9:46 PM
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Danesmommy1
by Grammar Enthusiast on May. 7, 2015 at 9:47 PM
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You're pregnant with triplets, sorry. Go for CS.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on May. 7, 2015 at 9:48 PM
Hahahahaha hahahahaha!!!!!!!! Pregnant by way of toilet seat! Best post of the week right here!!!!!!!!!! You go girl!
PoisonEyeV
by on May. 7, 2015 at 9:49 PM

I really hope you are.

angl_gurl1
by on May. 7, 2015 at 9:49 PM

no u cant get pregnant that way

JessT5280
by MileHigh Mom on May. 7, 2015 at 9:50 PM
Yes. Absolutely. It happened to my friends sisters cousins brother-in-laws best friends sister.
True story.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on May. 7, 2015 at 9:51 PM
That's just not even a decent try.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on May. 7, 2015 at 9:51 PM
This is an original one!!! I like it ;)
tamama21
by Silver Member on May. 7, 2015 at 9:54 PM
Lmfao reminds me of a family guy episode were the the toilet is love with the girl,yup you're pregnant with a lil toilet...nice troll attempt tho!
Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on May. 7, 2015 at 9:54 PM

sidesplittinglaughter  Yes, you are pregnant for sure.  Good luck telling his wife.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 6 on May. 7, 2015 at 9:56 PM

So you fucked your boss and now you're trying to find a believable story to tell his wife?  Keep trying!

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