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Do you fart in public and blame your kids?

Anonymous
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So we went to mcdonalds this morning and apparently I got a bad case of gas. I didn't even eat their food, my son is only 4 months old, and it was my hubby that was eating. I had orange juice. Next thing I know, I got the silent but deadly gas slipping out like crazy. OMG IT STUNK TO HIGH HEAVEN... well nobody was around us at the time it happened but people sat down behind me afterwards.... you could hear them nearly gaggin and it was soo bad, they moved. I just acted like it was time to change my sons diaper and made a quick exit to the bathroom where the parade of farts just rolled out viciously. My ass now hurts and I'm sure the stink will forever follow me the rest of the day, even if I did take a shower. Ugh.

Anyone else blame their kids? 

Posted by Anonymous on Aug. 8, 2015 at 12:46 PM
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nicetry11
by Gold Member on Aug. 8, 2015 at 12:52 PM
Nope. I own it and laugh!!!!!!!
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Aug. 8, 2015 at 12:56 PM

LOL I wish I was ballsy enough to own it today but sadly, no. 

Quoting nicetry11: Nope. I own it and laugh!!!!!!!


nicetry11
by Gold Member on Aug. 8, 2015 at 9:01 PM
Everyone farts! When it's real bad, I'm sorta proud! Lol

Quoting Anonymous 1:

LOL I wish I was ballsy enough to own it today but sadly, no. 

Quoting nicetry11: Nope. I own it and laugh!!!!!!!

9and3quarters
by Ruby Member on Aug. 8, 2015 at 9:02 PM

Anyone farts in my house and it's blamed on the dog...even if the dog is in a different room lol. The kids think it's hysterical. You hear a fart and everyone screams, "HARRY!!!"

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