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Did I turn my boyfriend into a vampire? ?

Anonymous
Posted by Anonymous
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Ok so i have a new boyfriend *yay* and we have been seeing each other for about a month now!


Anyway, the other night we had a twilight marathon (I LOVE Twilight) and a dream of mine is to have a vampire boyfriend! 

I've been experimenting with eating my own blood ever since the twilight books first came out- Iconsider myself to be a vampire now- I usually just save the blood I lose naturally each month (I usually just keep the tampons in the freezer etc.) and suck on them or eat them later. 

I decided that I would try and "turn" my new boyfriend. So i've been cooking my blood into his food when he comes over- I tried making blood pudding as well, but that only works if i've had a heavy flow (you need ALOT of blood)- so I usually just add a little bit of blood into the marinade or pasta sauce etc. etc. He has absolutely no idea....

i've been doing this for about 3-4 weeks- do you think he could be a vampire by now?
Posted by Anonymous on Apr. 11, 2016 at 5:42 PM
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cutebaby06
by Ruby Member on Apr. 11, 2016 at 5:45 PM

blank stare

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Apr. 11, 2016 at 5:45 PM

Troll. This was a yahoo answers post years ago.

Not very original. 

autodidact
by Snarknado on Apr. 11, 2016 at 5:46 PM

drive a wooden stake into his heart and find out. unless he dusts, your answer is no.

Episkey
by Dra til helvete on Apr. 11, 2016 at 5:46 PM

ColleenF30
by Lube Girl on Apr. 11, 2016 at 5:47 PM

My damn depraved mind knew this would mention period blood before I even opened. You need to give him fresh blood sweetie.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Apr. 11, 2016 at 5:48 PM

troll fail and eww just eww, if this is for real go seek help.....

zombieskayer
by Platinum Member on Apr. 11, 2016 at 5:55 PM

This is like 5 years old.. boringggggg. Bring on something new! 

Skittles2015
by on Apr. 11, 2016 at 5:57 PM

Stupid trolls out today I see bad

geeez
by Baroness on Apr. 11, 2016 at 6:00 PM
Are you fuckin serious...
Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Apr. 11, 2016 at 6:05 PM
This is soooo old. Like a pp said ancient history from Yahoo.
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