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How to get rid of Jehobas witnesses...ladies! I'm NOT asking! I'm telling! Lol

Anonymous
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Yes...misspelled on purpose. Lol. Ok...just tell them you are an apostate! They will run away and not bug you again!

SERIOUSLY!Tell them you are an apostate! What is an apostate? They are former members...usually ones that tell the truth about the religion. They are terrified of them and are supposed to not talk to them...act like they don't exist! They say the apostates are diseased minded and fear they will catch the disease ! How do I know ? That's what they call me...an apostate! All because I decided not to stay in the faith I was brought up in and after 8 yrs I got up the courage to do some real research on that religion/cult.
Posted by Anonymous on Sep. 7, 2016 at 2:27 PM
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Cajunqueenslsg8
by Platinum Member on Sep. 7, 2016 at 2:29 PM
Or tell them you are catholic.

Even get into a heated debate with them about being gay.
Cbreland07
by CranioMama on Sep. 7, 2016 at 2:31 PM
Tell them your non denominational 😂.. They run!
Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Sep. 7, 2016 at 2:36 PM

Let your huge German Shepard almost" escape" through the front door. 

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Sep. 7, 2016 at 2:36 PM

drop houses on them?

Pink.Sunshine
by Petty Princess on Sep. 7, 2016 at 2:37 PM

It never works :/

Quoting Cbreland07: Tell them your non denominational 😂.. They run!


Stephd710
by Emerald Member on Sep. 7, 2016 at 2:38 PM
My boxer is very territorial and will bark and growl at the door when people knock. Now, I CAN call her off and she will stop. But when it's salespeople or religious groups, I grab her by the collar and open the door a tiny bit just so they see her freaking out and say "sorry, can't open the door, she's aggressive!" Lol!
Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Sep. 7, 2016 at 2:39 PM

Turn on the sprinklers?

SergeantSausage
by Ruby Member on Sep. 7, 2016 at 2:39 PM
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INvest in one of these door knockers. lol

Image result for jehovah's witness door knocker

SommelierMom
by Sapphire Member on Sep. 7, 2016 at 2:39 PM
Just tell them to fuck off.
fullxbusymom
by Sapphire Member on Sep. 7, 2016 at 2:40 PM

Don't open the door in the first place or if you do on accident close the door in their faces after a polite no thank you.  It will never stop them from coming and knocking again though. 

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