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My life story

Anonymous
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Guys I really have to poop and I think I drank too much coffee and I'm crying because my life partner is staying at work an extra hour today and won't be able to hold my hand in case the poop hurts and he refuses to answer my texts every six seconds from work but I know he just loves me to bits and is my prince charming even though every one says he fucks strippers whenever I'm not looking I just know they are lying because he and I are meant to be.
Posted by Anonymous on Nov. 11, 2016 at 1:07 PM
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Danesmommy1
by Grammar Enthusiast on Nov. 11, 2016 at 1:08 PM
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I'm devastated that you're missing the opportunity to make poop memories. You should be able to gaze lovingly into his eyes while he holds your hand, then gently wipes your ass.
mrsary
by Emerald Member on Nov. 11, 2016 at 1:10 PM
Are you mocking someone?
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Nov. 11, 2016 at 1:10 PM
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My heart is broken in a bazillion pieces I may never survive this it's such a special memory he is missing but I will make him have a long emotional heart to heart when he gets home and he will say the perfect words and everything will be all better again

Quoting Danesmommy1: I'm devastated that you're missing the opportunity to make poop memories. You should be able to gaze lovingly into his eyes while he holds your hand, then gently wipes your ass.
Bubelah
by Silver Member on Nov. 11, 2016 at 1:10 PM

I think I've just hit the end of the interwebs.......

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Nov. 11, 2016 at 1:11 PM
Never me I am too sweet and innocent for that

Quoting mrsary: Are you mocking someone?
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Nov. 11, 2016 at 1:11 PM
Is it scary there

Quoting Bubelah:

I think I've just hit the end of the interwebs.......

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Nov. 11, 2016 at 1:13 PM
What the hell did I just read?
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Nov. 11, 2016 at 1:14 PM

Are you able to create some sort of riot?  Destroy some of his property?  Tape a sign to your head saying "not my poop".....you are okay then.  

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Nov. 11, 2016 at 1:15 PM
Maybe that would make me feel better

Quoting Anonymous 3:

Are you able to create some sort of riot?  Destroy some of his property?  Tape a sign to your head saying "not my poop".....you are okay then.  

Bubelah
by Silver Member on Nov. 11, 2016 at 1:16 PM

You're right here with me. What's your opinion? lol

Quoting Anonymous 1: Is it scary there
Quoting Bubelah:

I think I've just hit the end of the interwebs.......


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