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Anonymous
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I opened the freezer. And what to my wondering eyes should appear?

The last piece of pumpkin pie with some vanilla ice cream near.

So I grabbed a bowl, a spoon and then in a bind

I heated the pie before I could change my mind

With each bite I took I knew it was wrong

But I said oh fuck it, I'm not hittin a bong

I felt a sense of relief, knowing there was no more

If DH knew what I'd done he call me a dessert whore

But screw it, it's over, enjoyed to the utmost

Almost time for those "no pie resolutions" with that New Year's Eve toast!
Posted by Anonymous on Nov. 28, 2016 at 4:17 PM
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morgiefae
by on Nov. 28, 2016 at 4:18 PM

LOL

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Nov. 28, 2016 at 4:20 PM

Eat ALL the pie!

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Nov. 28, 2016 at 4:21 PM
There was only a generous slice left of a small pie...THANK GOD

Quoting Anonymous 2:

Eat ALL the pie!

MistressMonster
by Sour Grapes on Nov. 28, 2016 at 4:22 PM

I still have pie left

amy1will
by Amethyst on Nov. 28, 2016 at 4:24 PM
I don't eat pie lol
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Nov. 28, 2016 at 4:25 PM
Hahhaha, we have peanut butter pie but that's for DH so I'm safe

Quoting MistressMonster:

I still have pie left

Danesmommy1
by Grammar Enthusiast on Nov. 28, 2016 at 4:25 PM
This is great!
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Nov. 28, 2016 at 4:27 PM
Thanks! Lol!

Quoting Danesmommy1: This is great!
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