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Sex when the kids are asleep

Anonymous
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Does anyone else worry they might wake up and hear you? I mean, I'm not screaming or anything but it's hard to be completely silent and even though they are a few rooms away and asleep, the thought they might hear us is so mortifying that it can be hard to get in to it...

Posted by Anonymous on Nov. 28, 2016 at 11:14 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Nov. 28, 2016 at 11:17 PM
You need to relax, seriously. People have been having sex with their children a room away for...forever. Hell your parents probably did it.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Nov. 28, 2016 at 11:18 PM
They hear it eventually.
MarisaD21
by Member on Nov. 28, 2016 at 11:18 PM
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I won't lie it sucks at first. Just keep the voices at a minimum, if it helps get a bed frame that doesn't squeek or just put the bed on the floor. If sex returns its worth it lol
Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Nov. 28, 2016 at 11:19 PM
Lock the door, and get it on! The kids will be just fine for 5 minutes.
nellyoleson
by Ruby Member on Nov. 28, 2016 at 11:20 PM
I remember hearing my parents. Still have ptsd.
left.drowning
by Fix Me on Nov. 28, 2016 at 11:21 PM
No. I don't worry about that.

Oil your bed. Tighten the bolts. Turn down the volume of the porn. Stuff a pillow in your mouth.

You have options.
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kookiered79
by Silver Member on Nov. 28, 2016 at 11:22 PM
Eh, I know they can hear us! I don't worry about it though and we usually lock our bedroom door.
ElephantShoez
by GoGoWaffleMaker on Nov. 28, 2016 at 11:22 PM
2 hours* lol.

Quoting Anonymous 4: Lock the door, and get it on! The kids will be just fine for 5 minutes.
Glitch202
by Gold Member on Nov. 28, 2016 at 11:25 PM
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sidesplittinglaughterAt least you didn't walk in on them in the middle of the day did you? Because our daughter did.  Then she started screaming that she was blind!

Quoting nellyoleson: I remember hearing my parents. Still have ptsd.


Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Nov. 28, 2016 at 11:25 PM
Hell, when dating we used to do it while my parents or his parents were sleeping in the next room, depending on whose house we were at. Doing it while my kids sleep is nothing. Lol
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