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I had an epiphany!

Anonymous
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My BF prerends to shower when he has to go poop so that I won't know he's pooping, but I do know. I can hear him flushing the toilet. It's just like after we have sex and i run to the bathroom.... That farting noise is a queef! One day he asked what I was doing and I told him I just showered. He goes oh so you were pooping... Duh I know you pretend to shower while pooping babe. Should I just start farrting in front of him?

Whats should I make for dinner tonight?
Posted by Anonymous on Dec. 13, 2016 at 3:27 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Dec. 13, 2016 at 3:30 PM
Ugh. I hate when he bends me over and pulls out unexpectedly. It makes me sick air in because I was sucking him in to really blow his mind. Unfortunately there's no hiding the queef and he thinks it's awesome. 🙄

I'm making pork loin, roasted red potatoes, and....I have no idea what else. Maybe carrots? Or broccoli. I have squash too.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Dec. 13, 2016 at 3:41 PM
Bump
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Dec. 13, 2016 at 3:42 PM
Gross.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Dec. 13, 2016 at 3:46 PM

How old are you both? That is incredibly immature. 

Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Dec. 13, 2016 at 3:47 PM
What was the epiphany?

Steak, potatoes and brussel sprouts.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Dec. 13, 2016 at 3:48 PM
If you can't figuure it out im not telling you.

Quoting Anonymous 5: What was the epiphany?

Steak, potatoes and brussel sprouts.
corticosteroid
by on Dec. 13, 2016 at 3:51 PM

I'm pretty sure you don't know what the word "epiphany" means.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Dec. 13, 2016 at 3:54 PM
Usually, it's a light bulb moment. So was it that he shits when he says shower or that you should just start farting in his presence? Or did he have one too with your lovely queef sounds?

Grow the fuck up homey!

Quoting Anonymous 1: If you can't figuure it out im not telling you.

Quoting Anonymous 5: What was the epiphany?

Steak, potatoes and brussel sprouts.
mojogirl
by Ouiser Boudreaux on Dec. 13, 2016 at 3:54 PM

what was the epiphany? i'm a little slow today.

you should make tacos.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Dec. 13, 2016 at 3:57 PM
Im pretty sure you dont know a lot of things.

Quoting corticosteroid:

I'm pretty sure you don't know what the word "epiphany" means.

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