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My farts smell like wantons!

Anonymous
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And they're hot! It's all and good fun until one travels across my cooter.

#Downsides of eating Chinese food.
Posted by Anonymous on Jan. 26, 2017 at 11:58 PM
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squeekers
by squeekers on Jan. 27, 2017 at 12:02 AM
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Least it isn't egg farts. Those can clear a place. A bunch of us used to play D&D and snack on hard boiled eggs until we got into a fart war. Nothing funnier than 5 young adults laughing hysterically, outside in the dead of night, waiting for the stench to disapate inside so we can finish our attack round mid ogre battle.
Kmakksmom
by Stefanie on Jan. 27, 2017 at 12:04 AM
I agree...egg farts are horrible. So are dog farts.
Picklepicker
by Gold Member on Jan. 27, 2017 at 12:12 AM

beano! 

I agree to the egg farts but my dh can clear a room with ALL his. 

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jan. 27, 2017 at 12:16 AM
Ew.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jan. 27, 2017 at 12:30 AM
You've never had a hot fart go in the wrong direction?

Quoting Anonymous 2: Ew.
Valentina327
by on Jan. 27, 2017 at 12:31 AM
My yellow lab would actually fart me awake. Middle of the night, dead sleep, I'd get woken up by the stench. There was one night I was so groggy and half dreaming that I thought it was my sheets that smelled and I got up and started stripping the bed.
LMMFAO
I miss that damn dog...


Quoting Kmakksmom: I agree...egg farts are horrible. So are dog farts.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jan. 27, 2017 at 12:35 AM
I don't think so. I don't fart.

Quoting Anonymous 1: You've never had a hot fart go in the wrong direction?

Quoting Anonymous 2: Ew.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Jan. 27, 2017 at 12:35 AM
Ewww, gross!!! 🙅👎
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jan. 27, 2017 at 12:43 AM

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Quoting Anonymous 2: I don't think so. I don't fart.

Quoting Anonymous 1: You've never had a hot fart go in the wrong direction?

Quoting Anonymous 2: Ew.
TheAnnieMac
by Gold Member on Jan. 27, 2017 at 12:44 AM

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