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Whoever Assigned This Homework Assignment Was Really Asking For It

Posted by on Apr. 24, 2017 at 12:38 PM
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Whoever Assigned This Homework Assignment Was Really Asking For It

Pretty risky homework assignment for first graders...

Parents spend a good portion of their lives trying (and often failing) to not curse in front of their kids. If that has been a struggle for you, then this homework assignment will really annoy you, because it's basically willing your child to spell out an expletive.

The writing sheet, dubbed a "pretty risky assignment for first-graders" on Reddit, asks that the kids find and spell 13 (thirteen!) words that end in "-uck".

Sorry, teacher, but at first glance, there's only one that comes to mind. How this kid managed to come up with "muck" and "buck" and "pluck," without slipping and writing what we're all thinking is pretty much grounds for an instant A+.

by on Apr. 24, 2017 at 12:38 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Apr. 24, 2017 at 12:39 PM
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LOL.

Fuck, fuckity, fuck fuck fuck. LMAO.

Lunarprancer
by Betsy on Apr. 24, 2017 at 12:45 PM

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Quoting Anonymous 1:

LOL.

Fuck, fuckity, fuck fuck fuck. LMAO.


caustinb
by Ruby Member on Apr. 24, 2017 at 12:46 PM
My kid would see the chance and take it.
Lunarprancer
by Betsy on Apr. 24, 2017 at 12:47 PM

Lol, yep, mine too.

Quoting caustinb: My kid would see the chance and take it.


Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Apr. 24, 2017 at 12:49 PM
Fluck?
OrangeBalloon
by Emerald Member on Apr. 24, 2017 at 12:49 PM
1 mom liked this

I think my dd would know the word and because she knows it is a "bad word", she wouldn't put it on there. She would however, turn red and giggle for ten minutes. 

Lunarprancer
by Betsy on Apr. 24, 2017 at 12:51 PM

Definition of fluck a duck

fluck a duck

interjection

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Other terms relating to 'censored replacements for offensive terms (list of)':

Definitions include: See shit.
Definitions include: acronym for "fuck off and die".
Definitions include: "fucker".
Definitions include: a replacement word for fuck.
Definitions include: censored version of fuckstick.
Definitions include: a variant of the word shit, commonly used in the UK and Ireland, and playfully used in the United States.
Definitions include: censored variant of "shit".
Definitions include: a lot of; many; much.
Definitions include: good friend; "buddy".
Definitions include: a "polite" replacement for the word "fucking."
Definitions include: acronym for "give a fuck".
Definitions include: euphemism for "fuck."
Definitions include: an intensifier.
Definitions include: far less vulgar replacement for "fucking".
Definitions include: censored replacement for "fuck".

Other terms relating to 'retorts and taunts (list of)':

Definitions include: a dismissive retort; "go to hell".
Definitions include: censored version of "go fuck yourself".
Definitions include: dismissive retort.
Definitions include: a dismissive retort; "buzz off".
Definitions include: dismissive retort.
Definitions include: "go fuck (one's self)".
Definitions include: a bad fall or crash.
Definitions include: an angry retort; "bite me".
Definitions include: general insult / disparaging remark.
Definitions include: insulting retort.
Definitions include: uncaring retort.
Definitions include: angry retort.
Definitions include: an angry retort.
Definitions include: acronym for "fuck you".
Definitions include: sardonic retort to "No shit, Sherlock!"
Quoting Anonymous 2: Fluck?


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