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Things my third grader has come home asking about in the last two weeks

Anonymous
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Why is the number 69 funny?
What is seven minutes in heaven?
How do people do other people?
Who is Molly and why do so many people take her to parties?
Why do guys tell girls to "Suck it" and point to their crotch?

They have had some of the seniors monitoring recess, lunch and drop off. These are kids that don't have enough volunteer hours to graduate so they are trying to shovel them in. (Kids need 40 hours between freshman year and graduation). It's so ridiculous that I am having to answer these questions because these kids were lazy. Supposedly they were thoroughly vetted.

The principal said he thinks it could be fifth graders possibly because the high schoolers wouldn't risk graduation. No. Teens are just stupid and don't think the little ones are listening.

Oh and my Kinder kid came home asking what a ho was.
Posted by Anonymous on May. 16, 2017 at 3:55 PM
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LeftieX
by Ruby Member on May. 16, 2017 at 3:57 PM
Yeah...damn teenagers..
Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on May. 16, 2017 at 4:01 PM

I'm sure it's the teens.

But last year, I asked my dd who was in 1st what she learned that day and she said, "you shouldn't do bad stuff like coke.  But mommy, daddy loves coke."  The P.E. teacher talked about drugs that day.  I'm just glad she didn't tell the teacher her dad does coke with dinner lol.

Joelskatysmom
by Silver Member on May. 16, 2017 at 4:02 PM

I'd be raising hell! Thats screwed up!

MrsBieg
by Platinum Member on May. 16, 2017 at 4:07 PM
I wouldn't assume it's the teens unless it started after they began supervisions.

And in that case, I'd raise Hell up in that school.

Don't text and drive.  

pikacat
by Silver Member on May. 16, 2017 at 4:11 PM
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That actually sounds more like 5th grade talk to me. Seniors in high school are not necessarily mature, but they are usually over the stage of giggling about 7 minutes in heaven and 69.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on May. 16, 2017 at 4:12 PM
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Don't you hate it when real life gets in the way of how you imagined parenting?
Diva-Mami
by Petty LaBelle on May. 16, 2017 at 4:13 PM
I have heard some 5th graders talking like that too
Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on May. 16, 2017 at 4:13 PM
Idt I believe all this
Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on May. 16, 2017 at 4:16 PM
High schoolers don't play 7 minutes in heaven, middle schoolers do. Sounds like 5th grade talk to me.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 6 on May. 16, 2017 at 4:20 PM
Seniors don't play seven minutes in heaven, it's probably the fifth graders trying to impress the seniors.
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