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Urge To Kill...Rising

Posted by on Jun. 16, 2017 at 11:16 PM
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My boyfriend is driving me crazy today. He's doing that annoying over protective thing that makes me mad and I'm doing that I can take care of myself thing that makes him mad. I miss being on my own. I'm sick of this shit. I'm hiding out on the porch so that I don't kill him.
by on Jun. 16, 2017 at 11:16 PM
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dipndots
by on Jun. 16, 2017 at 11:18 PM
I thought you were talking about a Bill O'Reilly book :/

Does he want to wipe for you or what?
jant232000
by Bronze Member on Jun. 16, 2017 at 11:18 PM
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Just remember... If you write about beforehand, that's premeditation

Just keep telling yourself " I don't look good in bright orange, I don't look good in bright orange"
AliKatAK47
by Meanie Pants on Jun. 16, 2017 at 11:20 PM
Right. Unless you do look good in Orange and you're willing to attempt murder just to get away from him for a few years...in which case, have at it.

Quoting jant232000: Just remember... If you write about beforehand, that's premeditation

Just keep telling yourself " I don't look good in bright orange, I don't look good in bright orange"
dipndots
by on Jun. 16, 2017 at 11:24 PM
A few years? That's more like a poisoning.

Quoting AliKatAK47: Right. Unless you do look good in Orange and you're willing to attempt murder just to get away from him for a few years...in which case, have at it.

Quoting jant232000: Just remember... If you write about beforehand, that's premeditation

Just keep telling yourself " I don't look good in bright orange, I don't look good in bright orange"
tsatske2
by Latricia on Jun. 16, 2017 at 11:26 PM
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That's not true, I look great in bright orange. And they not only give you three hots and a cot, they assign you a girlfriend! I  mean, sure, her name is Bubba, but I'm sure she's very lovely. 

Quoting jant232000: Just remember... If you write about beforehand, that's premeditation Just keep telling yourself " I don't look good in bright orange, I don't look good in bright orange"


SpiritedWitch
by Froggie on Jun. 16, 2017 at 11:34 PM
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IF you bury him in the backyard just remember to use lyme to keep the smell down. 

Sassy762
by CAFE SASSY HBIC on Jun. 16, 2017 at 11:39 PM
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Image result for don't do it gif

hangry
by fabulous on Jun. 16, 2017 at 11:44 PM
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leave no paper trails...

:P

hangry
by fabulous on Jun. 16, 2017 at 11:45 PM
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Sassy

voice of reason. I gave advice lmao

Quoting Sassy762:

Image result for don't do it gif


Kiwismommy19
by Platinum Member on Jun. 16, 2017 at 11:45 PM
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If you kill him don't leave body disposal as a problem for future you. I did that in a dream and wound up in dream prison. And in reality, those orange scrub things are very illfitting and uncomfortable.
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