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LMFAO! my 7 yr old "schooled" the cashier!! My funny for the day!

Anonymous
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Dd and I went to the grocery store and got a roast for pulled pork for dinner. We had BBQ sauce, cheese, and onions, but no buns bc we don't use bread very much bc I have celiacs and dh and the kids don't really care to eat it in front of me lol (they're so sweet). Anyway the following ensued:

Cashier: looks like BBQ for dinner!

Me: yah, I can't wait, it's one of my favorites!

Cashier: looks like you mightve forgotten buns, wanna grab em real quick?

Dd pipes up: oh no we don't eat bread, my mom can't have gluten, it makes her sick.

Cashier: oh that's such a silly fad, people have been eating gluten forever and it's just now becoming a problem?I don't believe it.

Dd: Oh its a real problem, her intestines swell shut and she can't poop for like a week, she even had surgery and her dr did a "bopsy".


It was HILARIOUS bc she was so serious and descriptive and she even said "bopsy" like she knew all about it! The cashiers face was priceless.
Posted by Anonymous on Sep. 13, 2017 at 9:43 AM
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quinnsmom715
by Ruby Member on Sep. 13, 2017 at 9:45 AM
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i dont think 'sassy' kids are cute.wait til she talks to you like that..

spunky946
by Ruby Member on Sep. 13, 2017 at 9:47 AM
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That's not funny at all.  Kids should speak to adults like that.

AmaliaD
by Ruby Member on Sep. 13, 2017 at 9:48 AM
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While you really have the disease- you have to know there's a lot of people out there faking it for attention Which is annoying
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Sep. 13, 2017 at 9:49 AM
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She wasn't being sassy, she was being earnest. Dd is very respectful, she was just participating in a conversation.

Quoting quinnsmom715:

i dont think 'sassy' kids are cute.wait til she talks to you like that..

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Sep. 13, 2017 at 9:50 AM
I know there are, and yes, it does make it difficult for those of us who have it. Prices on GF items are crazy!

Quoting AmaliaD: While you really have the disease- you have to know there's a lot of people out there faking it for attention Which is annoying
Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Sep. 13, 2017 at 9:50 AM
Yeah ok.
Lynette
by on Sep. 13, 2017 at 9:50 AM
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That cashier was so RUDE! I think your daughter is awesome!!
LaughCryLive
by Emerald Member on Sep. 13, 2017 at 9:50 AM
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She wasn't being sassy. The cashier was an idiot and I'd have no problem with my dd responding that way.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Sep. 13, 2017 at 9:50 AM
She wasn't being rude at all, I'd never tolerate that, she was just participating in a conversation.

Quoting spunky946:

That's not funny at all.  Kids should speak to adults like that.

SergeantSausage
by Ruby Member on Sep. 13, 2017 at 9:51 AM
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Adults need to mind their business but I don't see what she said as being wrong. Would it have been less sassy had the OP told her that instead of the child? And really, the cashier was being an idiot.

Quoting spunky946:

That's not funny at all.  Kids should speak to adults like that.

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