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Somebody once told me

Anonymous
Posted by Anonymous
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SOMEBODY once told me that Trump's gonna deport me
I'm one of seven dudes in the shed
I was looking kinda dumb in my sanctuary town
and my five kids sharing only one bed
Well the dreamers start coming and they don't stop coming
Feds made new rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense when the van came along
ICE gets smart and your ass gets thrown
So much to do so much to see,
so what's wrong with taking in refugees
You'll never know if we don't go
It sucks down in Mexico
Hey now, you're a wall star, adios now,
Go away
Hey now, hit the bricks hard,
Say goodbye to José
The great wall glitters in gold
The border is now very well patrolled
It's a cool place and without you gets cooler
You're bundled up now and deported forever
But the media men beg to differ
They claim that you can make America better
The wall you climb is getting pretty high
The Rio Grande's deep if you swim you'll die
My wall's so tall. How about yours?
And if you try to climb it you'll probably just fall
Hey now, you're a wall star, adios now,
Go away
Hey, now, hit the bricks hard
Say goodbye to José
The great wall glitters in gold
The border is now very well patrolled
Posted by Anonymous on Sep. 21, 2017 at 1:42 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Sep. 21, 2017 at 1:44 AM

Don't quit your day job

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Sep. 21, 2017 at 1:47 AM
This is hilarious and we sang it all the way through lol
Ultrakiwi
by Glockenspiel on Sep. 21, 2017 at 1:48 AM
1 mom liked this

I knew exactly where this was going, but I still opened it anyway.

My own fault.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Sep. 21, 2017 at 1:49 AM
You're welcome

Quoting Ultrakiwi:

I knew exactly where this was going, but I still opened it anyway.

My own fault.

squeekers
by squeekers on Sep. 21, 2017 at 1:49 AM
2 moms liked this


Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Sep. 22, 2017 at 6:33 PM
Bump
left.drowning
by Fix Me on Sep. 22, 2017 at 7:04 PM
Damn it!

Earworm.
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