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Embarrassing Massage

Anonymous
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Me and my Sister got a couples massage for the first time....I fell asleep and was apparently moaning, like really good sex moaning. After I woke up and the therapists left the room, my sister told me about it. I started laughing, which made me fart, which made me laugh more and fart more. After my laughing and farting fit was done I turned around and the therapist was standing there holding a cup of water for me🤦🏼‍♀️

I can never go back🤣

Anyone else have any recent embarrassing moments?
Posted by Anonymous on Sep. 23, 2017 at 11:50 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Sep. 23, 2017 at 11:56 AM
Lmao
HHx5
by Gold Member on Sep. 23, 2017 at 12:00 PM
Ha ha! I bet that's not the worst a therapist has ever seen. Take heart. Bodies do things like make hilarious noises.
SarrBearr
by Member on Sep. 23, 2017 at 12:02 PM
I almost farted during mine a few weeks ago lol
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Sep. 23, 2017 at 12:10 PM
Atleast you didn't fart during the massage.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Sep. 23, 2017 at 12:19 PM
That's hilarious
nassivera
by Gold Member on Sep. 23, 2017 at 12:28 PM
haha omg I'd be mortified
Kiwismommy19
by Ruby Member on Sep. 23, 2017 at 12:30 PM
Haha!
00RenaeNae
by Member on Sep. 23, 2017 at 12:34 PM
1 mom liked this
The first time I ever got one I farted so loud I scared my therapist.
ShesSoUnusual
by Ruby Member on Sep. 23, 2017 at 12:39 PM
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Bahaha! That is epic. 

Edited to add: I once started my period while in the middle of getting a massage. That fucker was almost a week early, so I wasn't expecting it to happen. On white sheets, nonetheless. I never went back. 

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Sep. 23, 2017 at 12:45 PM
lol I held it in the entire time

Quoting Anonymous 3: Atleast you didn't fart during the massage.
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