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My Dad is Trying To Kill Me...

Posted by on Oct. 20, 2017 at 8:56 PM
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This should be common sense. When you are putting dishes into a sink full of soapy water, DO NOT INCLUDE SHARP KNIVES!!!!!!!!! 

We invited a few people over for a cookout. My dad put some of the dirtier dishes in the sink to soak before I put them in the dishwasher. So I go to load the dishwasher real quick to get some of the dishes out of the way, I reach into the sink, and cut the shit out of my finger. I thought one of the glass bowls broke in the sink. Nope. Just my wonderful loving father trying to kill his only daughter. It doesn't need stitches but it hurts. Dad finished the dishes because he felt guilty. 

 

  

by on Oct. 20, 2017 at 8:56 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Oct. 20, 2017 at 8:59 PM
I thought my dad was trying to kill me lol because the first time i ever drove in traffic was the first time i drove his car. He had a four speed. A stick. Never drove a stick before.
LoveAll3306
by Party Specialist on Oct. 20, 2017 at 9:02 PM
Oh man! I hope it feels better soon. I think MIL is trying to kill her only son but that's another post. Lol
Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Oct. 20, 2017 at 9:04 PM
Oh man that sucks.
Cowgirl_Coyote
by Platinum Member on Oct. 20, 2017 at 9:13 PM

Hahaha! I learned to drive my dad's stick shift when I was a teenager. 

Quoting Anonymous 1: I thought my dad was trying to kill me lol because the first time i ever drove in traffic was the first time i drove his car. He had a four speed. A stick. Never drove a stick before.


 

  

DanaG70
by Ruby Member on Oct. 20, 2017 at 9:16 PM

Ouch, hope you feel better soon.

My mom tried to poison me one year by giving me ranch dressing that had been expired for 4 years!!! lol

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Oct. 20, 2017 at 9:17 PM
Were you the one who posted about her dog being attacked in the bushes the other day? If this is you, how did everything go?
Danesmommy1
by Grammar Enthusiast on Oct. 20, 2017 at 9:19 PM
This happened to me at work one day back when I was in college. Some dumbass put knives in the soapy dish water!
Fushithedruid
by Silver Member on Oct. 20, 2017 at 9:20 PM
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trying to teach DH to break that habit (then again, I do it sometimes). I have way too small sinks to do a soak but still, don't put any of the dang knives in my sink! it's something grandma taught me last year, still trying to get the hang of my own household :P

glad your dad is feeling remorseful enough to help out.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Oct. 20, 2017 at 9:21 PM

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Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Oct. 20, 2017 at 9:21 PM
My mom does that all the time at my house it pisses me off. Come on its common sense not to put knives were you cant see them.
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