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I have 40 reasons why I hate my husband & marriage

Anonymous
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-_-

My list

1. Wakes me up out of my sleep every weekend at 7:30am-8am without fail. I work M-F days.

2. I always have to wait to pee in the morning because he takes forever in the bathroom.

3. I hate hearing his heavy gorilla feet plopping through the house.

4. I hate hearing his sneezes and coughs

5. I hate hearing him pee

6. He constantly crosses in front of the tv when I’m watching it.

7. I hate that he had no overtime this year. I was hoping he’d stay gone longer.

8.Breathes loudly

9. Always huffing & puffing, loud breather

10. He eats loud ugh

11. Can’t drink without making sound effects

12. He never knocks before entering a bathroom.

13. He never left early this holiday season for work. Biggest disappointment ever

14. Comes in the kitchen at 12am making drinks and noise

15. Bits and pieces of bar soap on the corner of my tub. I can’t wait never to see that again

16. He’s a klutz. Always knocking shit down

17. He talks too much

18. He doesn’t recognize when people are done hearing him

19. Talks to me when he sees me trying to watch tv

20. He prays everywhere. This isn’t a church.

21. It would kill him to clean off a table before my kids eat

22. He’s lazy as fuck!!! The stove is dirty, he won’t bother to clean it. The bedroom too. I sleep in the LR

23. He leaves a mess after I clean

24. Asks me where things are before actually looking for them.

25. Stands there with the fridge open like a huge idiot

26. Farts his stinkin ass up in the bedroom, doesn’t air it out. Then opens the door and lets that shit smell spread throughout the house


27. He’s plain fucking stupid. No kind of brain. Never date a man that tells you he was in special ed. There’s always a reason.

29 Always moves things I need to where I can’t find it

30. Always cooking stinky ass eggs for dinner.

31. He snores, loudly

33. He eats cereal every night

34. ***He’s homophobic & judgemental against the LBTQ community *** (I suspect my son is gay)

35. He’s a traditionalist

36. Leaves garbage bags full of garbage on the table

37. Having a husband is like having a extra child

38. Always farting up the bathroom & not opening a window

39. Always eating food I set aside for myself. Greedy as hell

40. I’m not sexually attracted to him. He’s unattractive to me
Posted by Anonymous on Jan. 12, 2018 at 11:36 PM
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Tracylynn100
by Silver Member on Jan. 12, 2018 at 11:37 PM
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Can it be fixed?  Do you want to fix it?  If not you should probably call it a day.

AnotherKim
by Ruby Member on Jan. 12, 2018 at 11:38 PM
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Maybe you should have left at, oh, the second reason

LoveAll3306
by Party Specialist on Jan. 12, 2018 at 11:38 PM
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Why don't you try to fix it or divorce?
ninjakids
by Christina on Jan. 12, 2018 at 11:38 PM
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Honestly I’m curious what the 40 reasons are
Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jan. 12, 2018 at 11:39 PM
What are they? Or at least the most important of the 40.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jan. 12, 2018 at 11:41 PM
He’s horrible to live with. I hate living with him.

He has the personality of a rock

He talks too much

Quoting Anonymous 2: What are they? Or at least the most important of the 40.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jan. 12, 2018 at 11:42 PM
There’s nothing to fix. I’m looking for an apartment first. The paperwork was the easy part the first time. I remarried my ex. Huge mistake. We were divorced a year & my dumb ass remarried him

Quoting LoveAll3306: Why don't you try to fix it or divorce?
bluebunnybabe
by kid crack dealer on Jan. 12, 2018 at 11:44 PM
Me too.

Quoting ninjakids: Honestly I’m curious what the 40 reasons are
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jan. 12, 2018 at 11:44 PM
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I’m not sure if I could fit them all in one response. Do you want me to post them for real?

Quoting bluebunnybabe: Me too.

Quoting ninjakids: Honestly I’m curious what the 40 reasons are
Sassy762
by CAFE SASSY HBIC on Jan. 12, 2018 at 11:45 PM
Are going to post the 40 reasons?
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