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The dreaded man-cold

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Dh came home early. He is coomplaning of stomach pain, chills, heart burn and headache.

Yet he won't take anything for it. He's being miserable in the living room so I went into the den w the kids.

He followed.

I took the kids to my room to play Xbox, he follows.

Every time he moves he bitches that he hurts.

Dude. Lay down. Sleep it off. You won't hurt.
Posted by Anonymous on Jan. 15, 2018 at 4:12 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jan. 15, 2018 at 4:18 PM

Uhg. I feel you. 

My son has man food poisoning. He trudges through the living room every half hour or so, so that we can see how miserable he is. 

And he is, I get that. But walking around instead of sleeping isn't going to make it any better. 

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jan. 15, 2018 at 4:20 PM
Right? Go to hell to bed! I feel bad dont get me wrong but please. Go away haha

Quoting Anonymous 2:

Uhg. I feel you. 

My son has man food poisoning. He trudges through the living room every half hour or so, so that we can see how miserable he is. 

And he is, I get that. But walking around instead of sleeping isn't going to make it any better. 

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Jan. 15, 2018 at 4:21 PM
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Take him to the bedroom and stare at him until he falls asleep. It’s the only way you’ll know how miserable he is, and that is very important for the healing process. 🙄

Good luck.
Lolabearlow
by boxer momma on Jan. 15, 2018 at 4:22 PM
Make sure the life insurance is paid up, man flu is fatal.

My prayers are with you.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jan. 15, 2018 at 4:24 PM
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I asked my sister to help plan his headstone lol.

I can't imagine acting this way lol

Quoting Lolabearlow: Make sure the life insurance is paid up, man flu is fatal.

My prayers are with you.
peanutsmommy1
by Ruby Member on Jan. 15, 2018 at 4:25 PM
But it isn't authentic man flu unless they whine for attention, its part of the diagnostic criteria
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jan. 15, 2018 at 4:25 PM
I'm laying next to him trying not to breathe his germs. I keep trying to get up but then he wakes up. Fml.

Sorry kiddos. No dinner tonight cause daddy is a whineass

Quoting Anonymous 3: Take him to the bedroom and stare at him until he falls asleep. It’s the only way you’ll know how miserable he is, and that is very important for the healing process. 🙄

Good luck.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jan. 15, 2018 at 4:26 PM
Oh! See dr Google didn't mention that! I am so glad to have an official diagnosis

Quoting peanutsmommy1: But it isn't authentic man flu unless they whine for attention, its part of the diagnostic criteria
Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Jan. 15, 2018 at 4:28 PM
You sound like a shit wife and not a smart person.

Fyi, he's got more than a cold.

Quoting Anonymous 1: Dh came home early. He is coomplaning of stomach pain, chills, heart burn and headache.

Yet he won't take anything for it. He's being miserable in the living room so I went into the den w the kids.

He followed.

I took the kids to my room to play Xbox, he follows.

Every time he moves he bitches that he hurts.

Dude. Lay down. Sleep it off. You won't hurt.
peanutsmommy1
by Ruby Member on Jan. 15, 2018 at 4:28 PM
You'll only find that on webMD 😝

Quoting Anonymous 1: Oh! See dr Google didn't mention that! I am so glad to have an official diagnosis

Quoting peanutsmommy1: But it isn't authentic man flu unless they whine for attention, its part of the diagnostic criteria
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