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Anonymous
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Dh told me that if I lost 20 lbs he would buy me a boob job

First of all I didn’t realize I needed to lose 20 lbs and second of all I never wanted a boob job even though they did shrink a little bit after having my kids

I told him if he lost 50 lbs I would buy him penis enlargement surgery

Jackass
Posted by Anonymous on Apr. 26, 2018 at 12:59 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Apr. 26, 2018 at 3:25 AM
Hahahaha nice one..

What did he say?
emandab
by Platinum Member on Apr. 26, 2018 at 3:28 AM
Lolol burn!
ihave1
by Ruby Member on Apr. 26, 2018 at 9:25 AM
😂

What was his reply?
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Apr. 26, 2018 at 9:38 AM

I'd have went for it but I could stand to lose 20 lbs or more. I'd rather have a tummy tuck than boobs though. 

bleumonster
by Sapphire Member on Apr. 26, 2018 at 9:41 AM
😂😂😂
redbottoms
by Ruby Member on Apr. 26, 2018 at 9:42 AM
lol I like your rebuttal.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Apr. 26, 2018 at 9:45 AM

Did the kids laugh

JalynSpoon
by CajunTarHeel on Apr. 26, 2018 at 9:47 AM

Damn.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Apr. 26, 2018 at 9:47 AM
He said if he lost 50 lbs and had a bigger penis he would be too irresistible 😒

Quoting ihave1: 😂

What was his reply?
cheekacheeka
by Emerald Member on Apr. 26, 2018 at 9:48 AM
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I'd have said "How about I lose 0lbs and find a new man"

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