"The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it." -- P.J. O'Rourke
Who sees at least a smidgen of truth in P.J. O'Rourke's quote? Or maybe you see the quote as being absolutely spot on. If so, (or, if not for that matter) care to elaborate?